Two C's, two D's, and an F. That's a 1.2. Congratulations, Kroger. You're at the top of...

Dean Vernon Wormer: Here are your grade point averages. Mr. Kroger: two C's, two D's, and an F. That's a 1.2. Congratulations, Kroger. You're at the top of the Delta pledge class. Mr. Dorfman? Flounder: [drunk] Hello! Dean Vernon Wormer: 0.2... Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Mr. Hoover, president of Delta house? 1.6; four C's and an F. A fine example you set! Daniel Simpson Day... HAS no grade point average. All courses incomplete. Mr. Blu... [sees Bluto with a pair of pencils in his nostrils] Dean Vernon Wormer: Mr. Blutarsky... zero... point... zero. [Bluto shrugs]

Everybody I talk to says Omega's the best, but I hate to seem you know, pushy. Let the unacceptable candidates worry about that because after tonight they're. . . You are. . . Kent. I'm Greg Marmalard, President of Omega House. And I'd like you to meet my friends, Mandy Pepperidge. . . - Hello. - Hi. - We already met. - . . .and Chip Diller. - How are you? - Hi. How are you? And over there is Terry Auerback, captain of the swim team and that's Carl Phillips, editor of The Daily Faberian and Clayton Sidney, Jugless, Mohamet, Lonnie. . . Yeah, we already met. Oh, super! Then you'll have lots to talk about, huh? Yeah. I don't know, Larry. I don't think you're trying very hard. I hate this. Look, no sweat. My brother Fred was a Delta. That makes me a legacy. They gotta take me. It's like their law. Don't worry. I'll put in a good word for you.