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Greg Marmalard: [at the trial of Delta House V. Omega House] Robert Hoover will speak on behalf of Delta House. Hoover: [the Deltas cheer as he stands up] I don't think you can fully judge a fraternity without looking at the positive qualities of the people in it. The Delta House has a long standing tradition of existence to its' members and to the community at large. Dean Vernon Wormer: [to Marmalard] I think we've heard enough. Hoover: I was told I would have a chance to speak? Greg Marmalard: We've heard enough. Hoover: But I was told I would have a chance to speak! Doug Neidermeyer: HE SAID THAT'S IT! ARE YOU DEAF? Dean Vernon Wormer: [to Marmalard] Let's finish this damn thing. Bluto: [in the background] BULLSHIT! [the other Deltas start chanting "bullshit"] Hoover: I don't think it's fair! Dean Vernon Wormer: [angry] I'll tell you what's fair! Bluto: [in the background] EAT ME! [the other Deltas start chanting "Eat me"] Hoover: Hey will someone tell those assholes to shut up? Boon: Hey shut up you assholes! [shows Katy laughing hysterically] Otter: [stands up] Point of parliamentary procedure! Hoover: Don't screw this up, they're serious this time. Otter: Take it easy man, I'm in pre law. Boon: I thought you were pre med? Otter: What's the difference? Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. Dean Vernon Wormer: What's he doing? Otter: The issue here is not that we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests. We did. [winks] Otter: But you can't hold an entire fraternity responsible for the actions of a few sick, perverted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is to blame, then is this not an indictment of our education system in general? I put it to you, Greg! Isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do what you want to us, but I will not stand by and listen to you bad mouth the United States of America! Gentlemen! [they cheer, walk out humming the US National Anthem] Dean Vernon Wormer: You're not walking out of this one mister! You're finished! No more Delta! You've bought it this time, buster! I will call your national office! I will revoke your charter! And if you wise guys try one more thing, I am kicking you out of this college! No more fun of any kind!


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Well done. Robert Hoover will speak on behalf of Delta House. (CLEARS THROAT) I don't think you can fully judge a fraternity without looking at the positive qualities of the people in it. The Delta House has a long tradition of existence to its members and to the community at large. I think we've heard enough, Mr. Chairman. I was told I'd have a chance to. . . That's enough! The court will now render a decision. But, look, you said I could speak. . . He said, "That's it!" Are you deaf? Let's finish this damn thing. Blow job! (ALL COUGHING) Blow job. I don't think it's fair! I'll tell you what's fair and what's not! Eat me! Eat me! Eat me! (GAVEL POUNDING) Will you tell those assholes to shut up? Hey, shut up, you assholes! Mr. President, do we have to listen to any more of this? Point of parliamentary procedure. Don't screw around. They're serious this time. Take it easy. I'm in Pre-Law, man. I thought you're Pre-Med? What's the difference? Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. What the hell do you think he's up to? The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules or took a few liberties with our female party guests. We did. But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few sick, perverted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? (ALL AGREEING) I put it to you, Greg! Isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do what you want to us, but we are not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America! Gentlemen! MAN: Order! (HUMMING THE STAR-SPANGLED BANNER) You're not walking out on this one, mister. You're finished. No more Delta! You bought it this time, buster! I am calling your national office! I am going to revoke your charter! And if you wise guys try one more thing, one more, I'm going to kick you out of this college! No more fun of any kind! (YELLING) (MOOING) When my father was in Korea, see, he wasn't a flyer. He was in the infantry, and he was an officer, of course. How does it feel to be an independent, Schoenstein? How does it feel to be an asshole, Neidermeyer? What did he say? Hoover says they won't even let us nter a float in the homecoming parade. Some stupid zombies get to ride a pile of Kleenex down the street? Hey, look! BLUTO: Goddamn son of a bitch! I'll kill you, you scumbag, jerk-off assholes! Jesus. What's going on? They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal. They took the bar! The whole fucking bar! Thanks. I needed that. Christ. Otter, this is ridiculous. What are we gonna do? Road trip. Road trip. But you can't take the car, Otter! Fred wrote the mileage down! He wants it back by Sunday. Please don't take the car! It's very important! He'll get very mad at me! Get in. You can't. . . No! But, Otter, don't you understand? He wants it back! Where'd you go? He wants it back by Sunday! Fred's gonna kill me! This car is expensive! (ALL YELLING) FLOUNDER: Please, I'm gonna get in trouble! We can have fun, but drive carefully.

Clip duration: 317 seconds
Views: 980
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: comedy
Summary: At a 1962 college, Dean Vernon Wormer is determined to expel the entire Delta Tau Chi Fraternity, but those troublemakers have other plans for him.


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