"National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" quotes

00:10 I did that Dad I can't Now look if you need any help 00:03 Ellen I fixed it 00:04 What is it 00:04 It was an ugly tree anyway 00:15 We're stuck under a truck 00:18 I didn't go berserk I simply solved a problem 00:23 Christmas is about resolving differences 00:06 If that cat had nine lives 00:07 I dedicate this house to the Griswold Family Christmas 00:17 Is Clark coming 00:36 Would it be indecent to ask the grandparents to stay at a... 00:05 Would it be indecent to ask the grandparents to stay at a... 00:13 My cousin in law 00:05 Don't forget the rubber sheets and gerbils 00:15 Uncle Clark are you sure you ain't Santy Claus 00:09 I'll be outside for the season 00:05 You taught me everything I know about exterior illumination 00:13 That's not the friggin' Christmas Star 00:10 These are cut really high in the hip 00:12 Ooh the Crunch Enhancer 00:06 Later dudes Let her rip Hang 10 00:08 I have never been treated like this in my life 00:06 Your company kill all them people in India not too long ago 00:06 Punch in the face I ever got 00:32 It's warm in here 00:20 I give you the Griswold family Christmas tree 00:08 You smell something 00:08 I hope he falls and breaks his neck 00:27 I have a suspicion Cathrine and Eddie don't have presents... 00:08 So what's the matter with you 00:04 It was an ugly tree anyway 00:06 I have nightmares about what he does in his bed 00:13 I don't know about the cat 00:09 Go get the hammer 00:05 Is this the airport 00:06 Welcome to our home 00:07 'Tis the season to be merry 00:15 What about the kids 00:08 Go away Todd 00:11 I can't believe you're standing here in my living room 00:05 This box is meowing Let me see it 00:05 I don't want to spend the Holidays dead 00:08 I think you've made a terrible mistake 00:04 Fixed the newel post 00:13 You just march over there and slug that creep in the face 00:05 You want to hurry this up 00:16 And where's the phone 00:05 A letter confirming your reservation at the nuthouse 00:10 Ho ho ho Merry Christmas Clark 00:05 Don't piss me off 00:15 It seems my husband's been abducted 00:17 Aren't you having any breakfast 00:23 You set standards that no family activity can live up to 00:12 If they know your dad 00:31 Sometimes things look good on paper 00:54 It was my fault 00:08 You got a kiss for me 00:08 Get me somebody 00:06 If that thing had nine lives 00:08 Where is Eddie 00:12 Our holidays were always such a mess 00:17 Oh Aunt Bethany 00:11 Do you sleep with your brother 00:06 It's not going in the yard 00:14 Talk about pissing your money away 00:41 I was just smelling smiling 00:12 Bethany and I figured out the perfect gift for you 00:23 What's wrong with the dog 00:17 If this turkey tastes half as good as it looks 00:14 Do you really think it matters 00:16 Audrey's frozen from the waist down 00:10 The little lights 00:20 You're not doing anything constructive 00:04 Is Rusty still in the navy 00:05 Don't throw me down 00:17 Something had to break the stereo 00:21 We checked every bulb didn't we Oh yeah Yeah I'm sure of it 00:31 Oh my gosh 00:06 Except it's Christmas and we're all in misery 00:12 It's a one year membership to the Jelly of the Month Club