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"National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" quotes

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation poster
It's Christmastime, and the Griswolds are preparing for a family seasonal celebration. But things never run smoothly for Clark, his wife Ellen, and their two kids. Clark's continual bad luck is worsened by his obnoxious family guests, but he manages to keep going, knowing that his Christmas bonus is due soon.

Director: Jeremiah S. Chechik
Writer: John Hughes
Production: Warner Bros. Pictures
Genre: comedy
Year: 1989
MetaScore: 49/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 01 Dec 1989
Awards: N/A

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ClarkAudreyCousin Eddie JohnsonAunt BethanyUncle LewisEllenBethanyRuby SueFrancesMr. Frank ShirleyMrs. Helen ShirleyMaryArtClark Sr.Cousin Catherine Johnson
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Rocky bit my thumb - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:27 Rocky bit my thumb Since this is Aunt Bethany's 80th Christmas - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 01:07 Since this is Aunt Bethany's 80th Christmas We checked every bulb - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:45 We checked every bulb What's that sound - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:30 What's that sound What's wrong with the dog - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:37 What's wrong with the dog Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:40 Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big Are you sure you ain't Santa Claus - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:21 Are you sure you ain't Santa Claus Burn some dust here - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:20 Burn some dust here He will love you till the day you die - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:28 He will love you till the day you die Her eyes aren't crossed - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:34 Her eyes aren't crossed I have one of those at home - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 01:20 I have one of those at home I have this terrible suspicion that Catherine and Eddy don't have presents for their kids - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 01:27 I have this terrible suspicion that Catherine and Eddy... I simply solved the problem - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:36 I simply solved the problem If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:31 If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet Yeah You surprised Surprised Eddie - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:09 Yeah You surprised Surprised Eddie If any of you are looking for any last minute gift ideas for me - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:43 If any of you are looking for any last minute gift ideas for... Old fashioned family Christmas - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:27 Old fashioned family Christmas Do you hear it It's a funny squeaky sound - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:08 Do you hear it It's a funny squeaky sound I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sleigh on its way in from New York City - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:12 I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted... Before things get worse - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:15 Before things get worse What are you looking at - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:34 What are you looking at Before we begin since this is Aunt Bethany's 80th Christmas - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 01:00 Before we begin since this is Aunt Bethany's 80th... Don't go puttin' none of that stuff on my sled - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:34 Don't go puttin' none of that stuff on my sled Get you something to eat - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:12 Get you something to eat Is your house on fire - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:06 Is your house on fire Rocky bit my thumb What - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:17 Rocky bit my thumb What Merry Christmas Shitter was full - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:06 Merry Christmas Shitter was full Merry Christmas - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:08 Merry Christmas I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:09 I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half... When did you get the tenament on wheels - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:25 When did you get the tenament on wheels Remember how I was toying with the idea of suspending the Christmas bonuses - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:17 Remember how I was toying with the idea of suspending the... It's a one year membership to the Jelly of the Month Club - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:12 It's a one year membership to the Jelly of the Month... Except it's Christmas and we're all in misery - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:06 Except it's Christmas and we're all in misery Oh my gosh - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:31 Oh my gosh We checked every bulb didn't we Oh yeah Yeah I'm sure of it - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:21 We checked every bulb didn't we Oh yeah Yeah I'm... Something had to break the stereo - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:17 Something had to break the stereo Don't throw me down - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:05 Don't throw me down Is Rusty still in the navy - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:04 Is Rusty still in the navy You're not doing anything constructive - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:20 You're not doing anything constructive The little lights - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:10 The little lights Audrey's frozen from the waist down - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:16 Audrey's frozen from the waist down Do you really think it matters - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:14 Do you really think it matters If this turkey tastes half as good as it looks - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:17 If this turkey tastes half as good as it looks What's wrong with the dog - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:23 What's wrong with the dog Bethany and I figured out the perfect gift for you - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:12 Bethany and I figured out the perfect gift for you I was just smelling smiling - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:41 I was just smelling smiling Talk about pissing your money away - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:14 Talk about pissing your money away It's not going in the yard - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:06 It's not going in the yard Do you sleep with your brother - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:11 Do you sleep with your brother Oh Aunt Bethany - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:17 Oh Aunt Bethany Our holidays were always such a mess - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:12 Our holidays were always such a mess Where is Eddie - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:08 Where is Eddie If that thing had nine lives - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:06 If that thing had nine lives Get me somebody - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:08 Get me somebody You got a kiss for me - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:08 You got a kiss for me It was my fault - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:54 It was my fault Sometimes things look good on paper - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:31 Sometimes things look good on paper If they know your dad - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:12 If they know your dad You set standards that no family activity can live up to - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:23 You set standards that no family activity can live up to Aren't you having any breakfast - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:17 Aren't you having any breakfast It seems my husband's been abducted - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:15 It seems my husband's been abducted Don't piss me off - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:05 Don't piss me off Ho ho ho Merry Christmas Clark - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:10 Ho ho ho Merry Christmas Clark A letter confirming your reservation at the nuthouse - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:05 A letter confirming your reservation at the nuthouse And where's the phone - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:16 And where's the phone You want to hurry this up - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:05 You want to hurry this up You just march over there and slug that creep in the face - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:13 You just march over there and slug that creep in the face Fixed the newel post - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:04 Fixed the newel post I think you've made a terrible mistake - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:08 I think you've made a terrible mistake I don't want to spend the Holidays dead - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:05 I don't want to spend the Holidays dead This box is meowing Let me see it - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:05 This box is meowing Let me see it I can't believe you're standing here in my living room - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:11 I can't believe you're standing here in my living... Go away Todd - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:08 Go away Todd What about the kids - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:15 What about the kids 'Tis the season to be merry - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:07 'Tis the season to be merry Welcome to our home - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:06 Welcome to our home Is this the airport - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:05 Is this the airport Go get the hammer - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:09 Go get the hammer I don't know about the cat - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:13 I don't know about the cat I have nightmares about what he does in his bed - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:06 I have nightmares about what he does in his bed It was an ugly tree anyway - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:04 It was an ugly tree anyway So what's the matter with you - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:08 So what's the matter with you I have a suspicion Cathrine and Eddie don't have presents for their kids - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:27 I have a suspicion Cathrine and Eddie don't have... I hope he falls and breaks his neck - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:08 I hope he falls and breaks his neck You smell something - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:08 You smell something I give you the Griswold family Christmas tree - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:20 I give you the Griswold family Christmas tree It's warm in here - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:32 It's warm in here Punch in the face I ever got - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:06 Punch in the face I ever got Your company kill all them people in India not too long ago - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 00:06 Your company kill all them people in India not too long ago
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Cast

Clark - Chevy Chase
Ellen - Beverly D'Angelo
Audrey - Juliette Lewis
Rusty - Johnny Galecki
Clark, Sr. - John Randolph
All Cast