If you scratch his belly, Clark, he will love you till the day you die. I really...
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[talking about Snot, Eddie's dog]
Eddie:
If you scratch his belly, Clark, he will love you till the day you die.
Clark:
I really shouldn't, Eddie. My hands are all chapped.
Transcript
- Oh, Ed.
- That's okay, Eddie.
That's something, ain't it?
You pet him...
...and he'll love you till the day you die.
I really shouldn't.
My hands are all chapped.
We were gonna call, but Eddie
wanted to make it a surprise.
- Yeah. You surprised?
- Surprised, Eddie?
If I woke up with my head sewn to
the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised.
If I woke up with my head sewn to
the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised.
We have plenty of room.
Clip duration: 28 seconds
Views: 745
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: comedy
Summary: It's Christmastime, and the Griswolds are preparing for a family seasonal celebration. But things never run smoothly for Clark, his wife Ellen, and their two kids. Clark's continual bad luck is worsened by his obnoxious family guests, but he manages to keep going, knowing that his Christmas bonus is due soon.
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00:23 You set standards that no family activity can live up to
00:16 And where's the phone
00:31 Sometimes things look good on paper
00:17 Aren't you having any breakfast
00:05 Don't piss me off
00:20 I give you the Griswold family Christmas tree
00:09 I'll be outside for the season
00:04 Fixed the newel post
00:08 I think you've made a terrible mistake
00:05 I don't want to spend the Holidays dead
00:05 A letter confirming your reservation at the nuthouse
00:15 What about the kids
00:08 I have never been treated like this in my life
00:15 It seems my husband's been abducted
00:05 Is this the airport
00:13 You just march over there and slug that creep in the face
00:09 Go get the hammer
00:08 Get me somebody
00:21 Are you sure you ain't Santa Claus
00:08 So what's the matter with you