Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like...
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Clark:
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here! With a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
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If any of you are looking for any last minute gift ideas for me I have one
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I'd like Frank Shirley my boss right here tonight
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I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber on Melody Lane
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with all the other rich people and I want him right here
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With a big ribbon on his head
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I wanna look him straight in the eye and tell him
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what a cheap lying no good rotten four flushing
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low life snake licking dirt eating inbred overstuffed
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ignorant bloodsucking dog kissing brainless dickless hopeless
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ignorant bloodsucking dog kissing brainless dickless hopeless
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heartless fat assed bug eyed stiff legged spotty lipped
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worm headed sack of monkey shit he is
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Hallelujah Holy shit Where's the Tylenol
Clip duration: 43 seconds
Views: 681
Timestamp in movie: 01h 15m 46s
Uploaded: 29 November, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: It's Christmastime, and the Griswolds are preparing for a family seasonal celebration. But things never run smoothly for Clark, his wife Ellen, and their two kids. Clark's continual bad luck is worsened by his obnoxious family guests, but he manages to keep going, knowing that his Christmas bonus is due soon.
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00:31 If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet
00:27 Old fashioned family Christmas
00:40 Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big
00:30 What's that sound
00:12 I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted...
00:15 Before things get worse
00:34 What are you looking at
01:07 Since this is Aunt Bethany's 80th Christmas
00:34 Don't go puttin' none of that stuff on my sled
00:06 Is your house on fire
00:06 Except it's Christmas and we're all in misery
00:12 Get you something to eat
00:27 Rocky bit my thumb
00:08 Merry Christmas
00:34 Her eyes aren't crossed
00:25 When did you get the tenament on wheels
00:09 I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half...
00:45 We checked every bulb
00:12 It's a one year membership to the Jelly of the Month...
00:05 Don't throw me down