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"National Lampoon's European Vacation" quotes

National Lampoon's European Vacation poster
The Griswolds win a vacation tour across Europe where the usual havoc ensues.

Director: Amy Heckerling
Writer: John Hughes, Robert Klane
Production: N/A
Genre: adventure, comedy
Year: 1985
MetaScore: 47/100
ImdbRating: 6.2
BoxOffice: $49,364,621
Released: 26 Jul 1985
Awards: 1 win & 1 nomination

33 video clips

Rusty GriswoldClark GriswoldStewardessEllen GriswoldAudrey GriswoldHotel ManagerFritz SpritzHelga SpritzHotel Desk ClerkJackCafe Waiter
He's got his hands on her tits right at the table - National Lampoon's European Vacation 01:05 He's got his hands on her tits right at the table Would you like something to drink You want something - National Lampoon's European Vacation 00:17 Would you like something to drink You want something RUSTY Who says When in Rome do as the Romans do - National Lampoon's European Vacation 00:17 RUSTY Who says When in Rome do as the Romans do Well there it is kids - National Lampoon's European Vacation 00:12 Well there it is kids Hey look kids There's Big Ben And there's Parliament - National Lampoon's European Vacation 00:05 Hey look kids There's Big Ben And there's... God I miss Jack - National Lampoon's European Vacation 00:09 God I miss Jack Clark you're driving on the wrong side of the road - National Lampoon's European Vacation 00:14 Clark you're driving on the wrong side of the road Hey there's Buckingham Palace kids - National Lampoon's European Vacation 00:12 Hey there's Buckingham Palace kids No you're scuppered mate It's all gone reels of cotton - National Lampoon's European Vacation 00:13 No you're scuppered mate It's all gone reels of... What are the pyramidal tracts - National Lampoon's European Vacation 00:18 What are the pyramidal tracts Oink oink We'll be pigs - National Lampoon's European Vacation 00:09 Oink oink We'll be pigs Great Are you happy Dad She's dead - National Lampoon's European Vacation 00:13 Great Are you happy Dad She's dead Those bells haven't rung in years What does they mean - National Lampoon's European Vacation 00:17 Those bells haven't rung in years What does they mean MAN SINGlNG The hills are alive - National Lampoon's European Vacation 00:32 MAN SINGlNG The hills are alive That's it That's it That's the way I want my hair cut Dad - National Lampoon's European Vacation 00:17 That's it That's it That's the way I want my... Why don't we just forget their itinerary - National Lampoon's European Vacation 00:14 Why don't we just forget their itinerary And these are our children Rusty and Audrey - National Lampoon's European Vacation 00:08 And these are our children Rusty and Audrey Clark there's no bathroom - National Lampoon's European Vacation 00:21 Clark there's no bathroom Clark That's it - National Lampoon's European Vacation 00:12 Clark That's it What the hell is this - National Lampoon's European Vacation 00:04 What the hell is this Look back there - National Lampoon's European Vacation 00:14 Look back there This is the famous Left Bank kids - National Lampoon's European Vacation 00:13 This is the famous Left Bank kids Get in RUSTY What happened - National Lampoon's European Vacation 00:09 Get in RUSTY What happened Hey Dad look Bedpans - National Lampoon's European Vacation 00:15 Hey Dad look Bedpans 253 merican dollars - National Lampoon's European Vacation 00:06 253 merican dollars RUSTY Yep the Griswalds are back - National Lampoon's European Vacation 00:06 RUSTY Yep the Griswalds are back JACK'S VOICE DearAudrey I've missed the shit out of you - National Lampoon's European Vacation 00:07 JACK'S VOICE DearAudrey I've missed the shit out... JACK'S VOICE DearAudrey I've missed the shit out of you - National Lampoon's European Vacation 00:13 JACK'S VOICE DearAudrey I've missed the shit out... Here we are now What are we looking for - National Lampoon's European Vacation 00:13 Here we are now What are we looking for Yeah oh of course - National Lampoon's European Vacation 00:05 Yeah oh of course God I miss Jack - National Lampoon's European Vacation 00:09 God I miss Jack I felt like staying in - National Lampoon's European Vacation 00:16 I felt like staying in Oh shit - National Lampoon's European Vacation 00:04 Oh shit

Cast

Clark Griswold - Chevy Chase
Ellen Griswold - Beverly D'Angelo
Audrey Griswold - Dana Hill
Rusty Griswold - Jason Lively
Pig in a Poke Host - Kent - John Astin
All Cast