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I won't know what to do with meself
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National Theatre Live: Hangmen

I won't know what to do with meself

I won't know what to do with meself

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I won't know what to do with meself
Duration
8 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:16
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
National Theatre

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Movie Summary

In his small pub in the northern English town of Oldham, Harry is something of a local celebrity. But what's the second-best hangman in England to do on the day they've abolished hanging? Amongst the cub reporters and pub regulars dying to hear Harry's reaction to the news, his old assistant Syd and the peculiar Mooney lurk with very different motives for their visit.
So your friend Bill said 'Hanging's too good for them', Harry - National Theatre Live: Hangmen 00:35
So your friend Bill said 'Hanging's too good for t...
Of course I bloody haven't, I'm from Lancashire not Arkansas - National Theatre Live: Hangmen 00:19
Of course I bloody haven't, I'm from Lancashire no...
Guillotine's quick, I'd wager - National Theatre Live: Hangmen 00:39
Guillotine's quick, I'd wager
See, now you're trying to come the smartarse again, aren't ya, like before - National Theatre Live: Hangmen 00:29
See, now you're trying to come the smartarse again, are...
He wouldn't let us get a look in edgeways, and I'd've been happy to hang some Germans - National Theatre Live: Hangmen 00:14
He wouldn't let us get a look in edgeways, and I'd...
I were asked the first time around, around Nuremburg, - National Theatre Live: Hangmen 00:11
I were asked the first time around, around Nuremburg,
I probably should've gone - National Theatre Live: Hangmen 00:43
I probably should've gone
They do what they're told, don't they, they follow orders - National Theatre Live: Hangmen 00:14
They do what they're told, don't they, they follow...
So if you subtracted Albert's Nazis from his normals, I'm not saying I'd win, - National Theatre Live: Hangmen 00:17
So if you subtracted Albert's Nazis from his normals, I...
I won't, lad. I've no comment - National Theatre Live: Hangmen 00:06
I won't, lad. I've no comment
You were close enough first time, the mid two hundreds, but I'll leave it at that, the mid two hundreds - National Theatre Live: Hangmen 00:26
You were close enough first time, the mid two hundreds, but ...
Pierrepoint's hair smelled. They don't mention that in the papers, do they? - National Theatre Live: Hangmen 00:06
Pierrepoint's hair smelled. They don't mention tha...
When I were in a mood I'd say it smelled of Death, - National Theatre Live: Hangmen 00:17
When I were in a mood I'd say it smelled of Death,
Oh, here we go, you had to spoil it - National Theatre Live: Hangmen 00:06
Oh, here we go, you had to spoil it
Says you - National Theatre Live: Hangmen 00:07
Says you
Oh... Pierrepoint. Definitely. I think - National Theatre Live: Hangmen 00:09
Oh... Pierrepoint. Definitely. I think
The Christie lad? That was Pierrepoint, although I assisted, so technically that's 2-1 - National Theatre Live: Hangmen 00:08
The Christie lad? That was Pierrepoint, although I assisted,...
Pierrepoint. 3-1 . Pierrepoint never seemed to mind hanging women. I did - National Theatre Live: Hangmen 00:13
Pierrepoint. 3-1 . Pierrepoint never seemed to mind hanging ...
Hennessy weren't a miscarriage of justice. I read up about Hennessy after - National Theatre Live: Hangmen 00:11
Hennessy weren't a miscarriage of justice. I read up ab...
...but in his case sod him, bad rubbish, good riddance - National Theatre Live: Hangmen 00:36
...but in his case sod him, bad rubbish, good riddance