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Impressive swordsmanship

Impressive swordsmanship. Killed anyone else lately? The last time I looked, there was...

NCIS • S01E04 • 2003

Impressive swordsmanship. Killed anyone else lately? The last time I looked, there was nothing in the UCMJ about virtual homicide, sir. You're not under arrest. Then why am I here, sir? Well, for starters, there's a little matter of misappropriation of government property. Everyone in CIC plays online a little. Well here's a flash. They didn't give you guys top notch equipment so you could have a better gaming experience. Well, they wouldn't have top notch equipment if it weren't for guys like me. Guys like you and Seaman MacDonald. Okay. What came first? The online chicken or the CIC egg? I didn't know he was onboard for a long time. Must have been quite a shock. Actually we had a pretty good laugh over it. He's not laughing now. Is he?

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Impressive swordsmanship Killed anyone else lately

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The last time I looked there was nothing in the UCMJ about virtual homicide sir

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You're not under arrest

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Then why am I here sir

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Well for starters there's a little matter of misappropriation of government property

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Everyone in CIC plays online a little

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Well here's a flash They didn't give you guys top notch equipment so you could have a better gaming experience

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Well they wouldn't have top notch equipment if it weren't for guys like me

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Guys like you and Seaman MacDonald Okay What came first The online chicken or the CIC egg

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I didn't know he was onboard for a long time

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Must have been quite a shock

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Actually we had a pretty good laugh over it

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He's not laughing now Is he

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رائع أيها البحارة

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هل قتلتم أحدا مؤخرا

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هل اللعب على الانترنت يعتبر جنحة جنائية ومشتبه به بجريمة قتل

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انتا لست متهما

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حسنا لماذا أنا هنا سيدي

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حسنا كبداية

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هناك تلاعب بأشياء تخص الحكومة

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الكل يلعب هنا في هذه اللعبة

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حسنا اليك فكرة

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هم لم يعطو الاسلحة لاستعمالها في تحسين آداء العابكم

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حسنا لن يعطو هذه الاسلحة لأولاد مثلي

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أولاد مثلك ومثل البحار ماكدونالد

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حسـنا سـأبدأ بمن جاء أولا

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بدجاجة الانترنت أم ببيض السفينة

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لم أعرف أنه على ظهر السفينة لوقت طويل

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ولم تلمحة أبدا

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بصراحة كنا نضحك عليه كثيرا

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انه لا يضحك الآن

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اليس كذلك

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Impressionnante maîtrise du sabre

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Vous avez tué quelqu'un d'autre dernièrement

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La dernière fois que j'ai jeté un coup d' il dans le code militaire

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il n'y avait rien concernant le meurtre virtuel monsieur

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Vous n'êtes pas en état d'arrestation

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Alors pourquoi suis je ici monsieur

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Pour commencer parlons du détournement de propriété gouvernementale

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Tout le monde au centre de commandement joue en ligne

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Voilà une info

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On ne vous donne pas un équipement dernier cri pour améliorer votre expérience du jeu

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On n'aurait pas un équipementdernier cri si ce n'était grâce à des types dans mon genre

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Des types comme vous et le matelot MacDonald

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Ok Qui a commencé

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La poule en ligne ou l' uf du centre de Commandement

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Je n'ai pas su qu'il était à bord avant un bon moment

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Ça a du être un choc

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En fait on en a bien ri

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Il ne rit plus maintenant

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N'est ce pas

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Beeindruckende Schwertkunst

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In letzter Zeit noch jemanden getötet

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Als ich das letzte Mal nachsah fand ich im UCMJ

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nichts über virtuellen Mord

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Sie sind nicht festgenommen Warum bin ich dann hier Sir

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Für den Anfang hätten wir da die Kleinigkeit des Missbrauchs

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von Regierungseigentum

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Alle in der Einsatzzentrale spielen Tja nur zur Erinnerung

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Man gibt euch Typen keine Top Ausrüstung

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damit ihr besser spielen könnt

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Gäbe es nicht Leute wie mich hätten sie keine Top Ausrüstung

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Leute wie dich und MacDonald

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Ok was war zuerst da

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das Online Huhn oder das Einsatzzentralen Ei

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Ich wusste lange nicht dass er an Bord war

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Muss ein echter Schock gewesen sein

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Eigentlich haben wir darüber gelacht

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Jetzt lacht er nicht mehr

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Oder

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Pedang Mengesankan Dibunuh orang lain akhir akhir ini

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Terakhir kali aku melihat ada apa apa di UCMJ tentang pembunuhan virtual Pak

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Anda tidak ditahan

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Lalu mengapa saya disini Pak

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Well for starters ada apos sa sedikit masalah penyalahgunaan milik pemerintah

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Semua orang di CIC memainkan secara online sedikit

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Nah di sini apos s flash Mereka didn apos t memberikan kalian kedudukan tertinggi peralatan sehingga Anda bisa memiliki pengalaman gaming yang lebih baik

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Yah mereka takkan apos t memiliki kedudukan peralatan jika weren apos t untuk orang orang seperti saya

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Orang orang seperti Anda dan Seaman MacDonald Oke Apa yang datang pertama Ayam online atau telur CIC

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Aku didn apos t tahu dia onboard untuk waktu yang lama

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Pasti sangat mengejutkan

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Sebenarnya kami telah tertawa cukup bagus di atasnya

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Dia tidak tertawa sekarang Apakah dia

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Excelente manejo de la espada

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Mató a alguien últimamente

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El Código de Justicia Militar no dice nada

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sobre homicidio virtual señor

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No está bajo arresto Entonces por qué estoy aquí señor

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Bueno para empezar hay un asunto de uso indebido

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de la propiedad del gobierno

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Todo el mundo juega un poco Pues le diré algo

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No les dan equipos de primera

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para que puedan jugar mejor

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Tampoco tendrían equipos de primera si no fuera por tipos como yo

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Como usted y el marinero MacDonald

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Bien qué apareció primero

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la gallina en línea o el huevo de su trabajo

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Por mucho tiempo no supe que estaba a bordo

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Debe de haber sido una gran sorpresa

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De hecho nos reímos bastante

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Él ya no se ríe

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Available in 6 languages

Duration

55 seconds

Views

10

Timestamp in Movie

00:28:24

Uploaded

Mar 17, 2026

Season

1

Episode

4

Genres

action, crime, drama

Production

Paramount Pictures,Mace Neufeld Productions

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Movie Summary

The cases of the Naval Criminal Investigative Service's Washington, D.C. Major Case Response Team.