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It was all a joke

It was all a joke. It was just a stupid -Shut up, Carter. I want a lawyer. If I was you,...

NCIS • S01E17 • 2003

It was all a joke. It was just a stupid -Shut up, Carter. I want a lawyer. If I was you, Wong, I'd want a lawyer too. Look, what if we cooperate, sir? Morgan, all they have is a strip of rubber. If they could charge us, they would've already. What about your car, Wong? Do you know how hard it is to wash bloodstains off a car these days? You saying you have my car? You saying we don't? There's no way you have my car. Are you sure about that? What is this, Bad Cop, Dumb Cop? My car is long gone. My brother -I don't need your car

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It was all a joke

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It was just a stupid Shut up Carter I want a lawyer

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If I was you Wong I'd want a lawyer too

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Look what if we cooperate sir

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Morgan all they have is a strip of rubber If they could charge us they would've already

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What about your car Wong

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Do you know how hard it is to wash bloodstains off a car these days

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You saying you have my car

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You saying we don't

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There's no way you have my car

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Are you sure about that

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What is this Bad Cop Dumb Cop My car is long gone

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My brother I don't need your car

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إنه فقط غبي اسكت كارتر أريد محامي

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لو كنت مكانك وونغ لأردت محامي ايضا

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انظر ما ذا لو تعاونا سيدي

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مورجان كل ما لديهم هو شريط من المطاط لو كان بإمكانهم اتهامنا لفعلوا

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ماذا عن سيارتك وونغ

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هل تعلم مدى صعوبة إزالة صبغات الدم من السيارات هذه الأيام

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هل تقول بأن لديك سيارتي

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أن تقول ليس لدينا

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لايمكن بأن تكون لديك سيارتي

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متأكد من ذلك

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ماهذا شرطة فاسدة شرطة ملعونة سيارتي ذهبت بعيدا

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أخي أنا لا أريد سيارتك

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C'était une blague

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C'était seulement une stupide Tais toi Carter Je veux un avocat

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Si j'étais vous Wong je voudrais aussi un avocat

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Écoutez et si nous coopérons monsieur

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Morgan tous ce qu'ils ont c'est un morceau de caoutchouc

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S'ils pouvaient nous inculper ils l'auraient déjà fait

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Et pour votre voiture Wong

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Vous savez à quel point il est difficile de nettoyer des taches de sang

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sur une voiture de nos jours

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Vous dites que vous avez ma voiture

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Vous pensez que nous ne l'avons pas

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Il n'y a aucune chance que vous ayez ma voiture

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Vous êtes sûr de ça

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C'est quoi le problème vous êtes bouchés Ma voiture est loin

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Mon frère Je n'ai pas besoin de votre voiture

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Es war alles nur ein Streich

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Es war bloß ein dummer HaIt's Maul Carter

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Ich will einen Anwalt

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An lhrer Stelle Wong wollte ich auch einen Anwalt

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Und wenn wir kooperieren Sir

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Morgan die haben bloß ein Stückchen Gummi

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Könnten sie uns anklagen hätten sie das schon getan

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Was ist mit lhrem Auto Wong

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Wissen Sie wie schwer es ist

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heutzutage das Blut von einem Auto zu waschen

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Heißt das Sie haben mein Auto Meinen Sie nicht

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Das ist unmöglich Sind Sie sicher

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Was ist das Böser Cop dämlicher Cop

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Mein Auto ist weit weg

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Mein Bruder lch brauche lhren Wagen nicht

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Itu semua lelucon

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Bodoh sekali Diam Carter

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Saya ingin pengacara

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Anda tahu jika saya jadi Anda Wong Saya juga ingin pengacara

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Bagaimana jika kita bekerja sama Pak

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Morgan yang mereka miliki hanyalah sepotong karet

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Jika mereka dapat menagih kami mereka sudah akan melakukannya

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Bagaimana dengan mobil Anda Wong

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Tahukah Anda betapa sulitnya

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untuk mencuci noda darah dari mobil belakangan ini

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Apakah Anda mengatakan Anda memiliki mobil saya Anda mengatakan kami tidak

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Tidak mungkin Anda memiliki mobil saya Anda yakin tentang itu

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Apa ini bad cop dumb cop

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Mobil saya sudah lama hilang

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Saudaraku Saya tidak membutuhkan mobil Anda

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Fue una broma

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Fue una estupidez Cállate Carter

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Quiero un abogado

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Si fuera usted Wong también lo querría

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Y si colaboramos señor

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Morgan lo único que tienen es un trozo de goma

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Si nos pudieran acusar ya lo habrían hecho

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Y su auto Wong

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Sabe lo difícil que es

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hoy en día quitar las manchas de sangre de un auto

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Dicen que tienen mi auto Dice que no lo tenemos

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No pueden tener mi auto Está seguro

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A qué están jugando

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Mi auto desapareció

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Mi hermano No necesito su auto

Available in 6 languages

Duration

39 seconds

Views

18

Timestamp in Movie

00:35:01

Uploaded

Mar 17, 2026

Season

1

Episode

17

Genres

action, crime, drama

Production

Paramount Pictures,Mace Neufeld Productions

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Movie Summary

The cases of the Naval Criminal Investigative Service's Washington, D.C. Major Case Response Team.