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Nice bike, Mr

Nice bike, Mr. Craig. It's a motorcycle. A bike is something one pedals. Smoky sam. Quad...

NCIS • S01E23 • 2003

Nice bike, Mr. Craig. It's a motorcycle. A bike is something one pedals. Smoky sam. Quad launcher. Four missiles. Maximum altitude? 1,400 feet. We dogfight well above that. Unless you're flying ultralights,smoky sam can't hurt you. It's just phenolic paperand styrofoam. Wannabe aces must pay good moneyto pretend to dogfight. They don't pretend. We fly aerobatic aircraftarmed with laser guns. Smoke emitters. Combatsounds in their headsets. It is very real. Except we don't permit dying. How about piss in their pants? Smoky sam looks awful realcoming up at you. Navy uses them at top gun. - It's all set, Marv.- Thanks, Matt. Want to launch it? Why not?

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Nice bike Mr Craig

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It's a motorcycle

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A bike is something one pedals

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Smoky sam

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Quad launcher Four missiles

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Maximum altitude

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1 400 feet

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We dogfight well above that

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Unless you're flying ultralights smoky sam can't hurt you

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It's just phenolic paper and styrofoam

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Wannabe aces must pay good money to pretend to dogfight

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They don't pretend

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We fly aerobatic aircraft armed with laser guns

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Smoke emitters Combat sounds in their headsets

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It is very real

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Except we don't permit dying

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How about piss in their pants

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Smoky sam looks awful real coming up at you

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Navy uses them at top gun

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It's all set Marv Thanks Matt

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Want to launch it

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Why not

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دراجة جميلة يا سيد كاريج

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إنها دراجة نارية

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الدراجة شئ بدواسات

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الدخان سام

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رباعية قاذفة أربعة صواريخ

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أقصى ارتفاع

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1400 قدم

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يمكننا الصراع أحسن فوق ذلك

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إلا إن كنت تطير بالطائرات الخفيفة يمكن للدخان السام أن يؤذيك

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إنها ورقة فينولية وستايروفوم وحسب

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أتمنى أن تدفع النجوم أكثر للتظاهر بالصراع

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إنها لا تتظاهر

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نحن نطير بطائرة أيروباتش مسلحة بمدافع ليزرية

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انبعاث الدخان القتال الأصوات في سماعاتهم

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إنه حقيقي للغاية

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إلا بأننا لا نسمح بالموت

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ماذا عن التبول في بناطيلهم

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يبدو الدخان السام مريعا بشكل حقيقي عندما يأتي من فوقك

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يستخدمه سلاح البحرية في أسلحتهم المتطورة

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تم إعدادهم جميعا يا مارف شكرا يا مات

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هل تود إطلاقهم

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لم لا

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Joli cycle M Craig

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C'est une moto

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Un cycle c'est une chose que l'on pédale

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Missile sol air fumigène

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Quadruple lanceur Quatre missiles

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Altitude maximum

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425 mètres

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Nos duels vont bien au delà

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À moins de voler en ULM le missile ne peut pas vous blesser

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Ce n'est que de la bakélite et du polystyrène

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Ceux qui veulent être des as doivent payer très cher pour prétendre combattre

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Ils ne prétendent pas

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Nous volons sur des avions acrobatiques armés avec des pistolets lasers

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Émetteurs de fumée Bruits de combat dans leurs écouteurs

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C'est très réaliste

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Excepté que nous ne permettons de mourir

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Combien pissent dans leurs pantalons

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Le Smoky Sam a l'air terriblement réel quand il vient vers vous

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La Marine les utilise à Top Gun

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Tout est bon Marv Merci Matt

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Vous voulez le lancer

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Pourquoi pas

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Sie täuschen nicht vor

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Wir fliegen Kunstflugzeuge mit Laser Waffen

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Rauch Emittern Kampfgeräuschen in Kopfhörern

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Es ist sehr realistisch

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Sterben erlauben wir aber nicht

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Wie ist es mit in die Hose machen

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Smoky Sam sieht echt aus wenn er sich einem nähert

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Die Navy benutzt sie als Kampfwaffe

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Alles bereit Marv Danke Matt

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Wollen Sie sie abfeuern Wieso nicht

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Guten Morgen Kate

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Dieses Grinsen kann nur eines bedeuten

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Und das wäre Du bist verliebt Mal wieder

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Du hast so Recht

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Wie heißt die dieses Mal Sie ist Schwedin

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Du kennst ihren Namen nicht

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Wie kannst du in jemanden verliebt sein und

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Ich vergaß ich rede ja über dich

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Sepeda adalah sesuatu satu pedal

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Smoky sam

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Quad peluncur Empat rudal

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Ketinggian maksimum

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1 400 kaki

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Kami pertempuran udara di atas itu

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Kecuali Anda ultralights terbang berasap sam dapat apos t menyakiti Anda

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Ini hanya fenolik kertas dan styrofoam

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Wannabe ace harus membayar uang baik berpura pura pertempuran udara

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Mereka don apos t berpura pura

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Kami menerbangkan pesawat aerobatic dipersenjatai dengan senjata laser

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Emitter asap Memerangi suara di headset mereka

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Hal ini sangat nyata

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Kecuali kita tidak apos izin t sekarat

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Bagaimana kencing di celana mereka

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Smoky sam terlihat nyata mengerikan datang pada Anda

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Navy menggunakan mereka di atas gun

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Ini adalah siap Marv Terima kasih Matt

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Ingin memulai

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Mengapa tidak

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Es una motocicleta

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Una moto es un hito un mojón

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Smoky Sam Lanzador cuadrangular Cuatro misiles

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Altitud máxima 425 metros

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Nuestros combates aéreos son más arriba

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Salvo que vuele ultralivianos Smoky Sam es inofensivo

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Es sólo papel fenólico y telgopor

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Los aspirantes a pilotos de élite deben pagar bien los simulacros

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No son simulacros

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Hacemos acrobacias en aviones equipados con armas láser

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emisores de humo sonidos de combate en los auriculares

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Es todo muy real

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Salvo que no está permitido morir

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Qué tal orinarse encima

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Smoky Sam parece muy real cuando se acerca

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La Armada los usa para entrenamiento

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Todo listo Marv Gracias Matt

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Quiere lanzarlo Por qué no

Available in 6 languages

Duration

62 seconds

Views

15

Timestamp in Movie

00:11:09

Uploaded

Mar 17, 2026

Season

1

Episode

23

Genres

action, crime, drama

Production

Paramount Pictures,Mace Neufeld Productions

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Movie Summary

The cases of the Naval Criminal Investigative Service's Washington, D.C. Major Case Response Team.