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Because I realized early on that these student loans
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Neal Brennan: 3 Mics

Because I realized early onthat these student loans are basically small business loans,...

Because I realized early on
that these student loans are basically small business loans, and the business is you, and you're maybe
not such a great business

Full Transcript

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Because I realized early on that these student loans
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are basically small business loans,
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and the business is you,
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and you're maybe not such a great business.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:05
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Get Lifted Film Co.,Caviar

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Movie Summary

Neal Brennan is taking multitasking to a whole new level in this stand up special, which features the comedian switching between three different microphones symbolizing three different styles of comedy.
If they called them small business loans, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
If they called them small business loans,
If you had to go to the bank, to the small business desk, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:14
If you had to go to the bank, to the small business desk,
I'm gonna get a degree in Sociology." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:17
I'm gonna get a degree in Sociology."
I was gonna give you $80 a month for the next 240 years." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
I was gonna give you $80 a month for the next 240 years.&quo...
If you're under 25, you've grown up in a world of constant scandal. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
If you're under 25, you've grown up in a world of ...
Because of the Internet and technology, everything's out on the street now. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
Because of the Internet and technology, everything's ou...
The one that got me the most, though, was Lance Armstrong. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
The one that got me the most, though, was Lance Armstrong.
There's one on Netflix called Stop at Nothing. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:09
There's one on Netflix called Stop at Nothing.
He won the Tour de France seven times on drugs every time, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:10
He won the Tour de France seven times on drugs every time,
Say what you want, but he figured out a way to do drugs for charity. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
Say what you want, but he figured out a way to do drugs for ...
If someone came to me: "Neal, you can cure pediatric AIDS, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
If someone came to me: "Neal, you can cure pediatric AI...
I was talking to my buddy. He was, like, "We were hard on Armstrong - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:12
I was talking to my buddy. He was, like, "We were hard ...
In fact, up until a couple years ago, if you were good at football, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
In fact, up until a couple years ago, if you were good at fo...
Michael Vick, Ray Lewis. Ray Lewis tackled so many people, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:15
Michael Vick, Ray Lewis. Ray Lewis tackled so many people,
Everybody would be, "We all talk about stabbing old ladies; - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:10
Everybody would be, "We all talk about stabbing old lad...
"He's a leader, do you understand me?" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
"He's a leader, do you understand me?"
Everybody would be, like, "He's still got range from the outside." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
Everybody would be, like, "He's still got range fr...
There's a new NFL scandal from a player three times a week. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
There's a new NFL scandal from a player three times a w...
Most famously was the Ray Rice one, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
Most famously was the Ray Rice one,
First of all, their job, in and of itself, is attempted murder. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
First of all, their job, in and of itself, is attempted murd...