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Constantly. If I were black and waiting tables, I'd be, like
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Constantly. If I were blackand waiting tables, I'd be, like, "Here's your check. Slavery."

Constantly. If I were black
and waiting tables, I'd be, like, "Here's your check.
And don't forget: Slavery."

Full Transcript

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Constantly. If I were black and waiting tables, I'd be, like,
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"Here's your check. And don't forget: Slavery."
Duration
7 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:49
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Get Lifted Film Co.,Caviar

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Movie Summary

Neal Brennan is taking multitasking to a whole new level in this stand up special, which features the comedian switching between three different microphones symbolizing three different styles of comedy.
If a cop said, "Know why I pulled you over?" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
If a cop said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
Everything is their responsibility. It's all your responsibility. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
Everything is their responsibility. It's all your respo...
We're, like, "Solve the murder." They're, like, "Me?" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
We're, like, "Solve the murder." They're...
The worst part is that, at any point during the day, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
The worst part is that, at any point during the day,
"God damn it, I thought we were just talking about baseball." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:12
"God damn it, I thought we were just talking about base...
When all that Confederate flag stuff was happening last year in South Carolina, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:09
When all that Confederate flag stuff was happening last year...
I was, like, "I'm sure slavery was legal in the North at some point." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:09
I was, like, "I'm sure slavery was legal in the No...
I typed in "Was slavery," and the autofill said, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
I typed in "Was slavery," and the autofill said,
Yes. And to answer the question, yes, it was as bad as they say. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
Yes. And to answer the question, yes, it was as bad as they ...
How bad? Well, how about this: - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
How bad? Well, how about this:
That's pretty bad. I've been in some awful situations, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:09
That's pretty bad. I've been in some awful situati...
I've been at the airport, boarding a Southwest flight - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
I've been at the airport, boarding a Southwest flight
My phone's out of battery, but I've never looked around and been, like... - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
My phone's out of battery, but I've never looked a...
[humming tune] - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:15
[humming tune]
I don't think people in the South understand the Confederate flag. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
I don't think people in the South understand the Confed...
People in the South on the same truck - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
People in the South on the same truck
"Do you not follow history much?" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
"Do you not follow history much?"
"What's this one for?" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:12
"What's this one for?"
But he caught me. Now we're making the best of a bad situation." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
But he caught me. Now we're making the best of a bad si...
White people have a hard time communicating - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
White people have a hard time communicating