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Neal Brennan: 3 Mics

"Do you not follow history much?" Having both flags on the same truckis like a woman...

"Do you not follow history much?" Having both flags on the same truck
is like a woman having two tattoos

Full Transcript

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"Do you not follow history much?"
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Having both flags on the same truck is like a woman having two tattoos.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:31
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Get Lifted Film Co.,Caviar

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Movie Summary

Neal Brennan is taking multitasking to a whole new level in this stand up special, which features the comedian switching between three different microphones symbolizing three different styles of comedy.
"What's this one for?" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:12
"What's this one for?"
But he caught me. Now we're making the best of a bad situation." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
But he caught me. Now we're making the best of a bad si...
White people have a hard time communicating - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
White people have a hard time communicating
Like, the NBA has been trying to get more Latino fans. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
Like, the NBA has been trying to get more Latino fans.
They were doing this thing-- - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:09
They were doing this thing--
So, the Lakers become Los Lakers. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
So, the Lakers become Los Lakers.
And the Heat become El Heat. First of all, shouldn't it be El Calor? - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
And the Heat become El Heat. First of all, shouldn't it...
In his head, he's, like, "Hector, want to go see the Heat play the Lakers?" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:13
In his head, he's, like, "Hector, want to go see t...
From here on out, we're gonna have nothing but mixed babies. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
From here on out, we're gonna have nothing but mixed ba...
Listen to me. Listen to me. Mixed people will end racism - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:10
Listen to me. Listen to me. Mixed people will end racism
We're too separate. Black, white, Asian, Latin, Middle Eastern. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
We're too separate. Black, white, Asian, Latin, Middle ...
We gotta spend more time together, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
We gotta spend more time together,
It starts tonight, and I'm calling dibs on Asians. Look... - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
It starts tonight, and I'm calling dibs on Asians. Look...
Khaki-colored people with Asian-yet-round eyes, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
Khaki-colored people with Asian-yet-round eyes,
I want every man in America - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
I want every man in America
And I want every woman to look like Bruno Mars, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
And I want every woman to look like Bruno Mars,
So, up until five years ago, I'd never been in love before, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:12
So, up until five years ago, I'd never been in love bef...
And then she broke up with me. Yeah. And that was really painful. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
And then she broke up with me. Yeah. And that was really pai...
That shit was as bad as advertised. That shit hurt. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
That shit was as bad as advertised. That shit hurt.
And I was, like, "It's official: I'm a lover." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:09
And I was, like, "It's official: I'm a lover....