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Neal Brennan: 3 Mics

Every girlfriend I've ever had is always looking for proofthat I don't really love her

Every girlfriend I've ever had is always looking for proof
that I don't really love her

Full Transcript

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Every girlfriend I've ever had
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is always looking for proof that I don't really love her.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:45
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Get Lifted Film Co.,Caviar

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Movie Summary

Neal Brennan is taking multitasking to a whole new level in this stand up special, which features the comedian switching between three different microphones symbolizing three different styles of comedy.
You read into things that are not there, draw conclusions that make no sense. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
You read into things that are not there, draw conclusions th...
One time, I took my girlfriend to dinner to a fancy restaurant. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
One time, I took my girlfriend to dinner to a fancy restaura...
Women, you think however we treat you in one scenario, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
Women, you think however we treat you in one scenario,
I absentmindedly get up, go to the kitchen, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
I absentmindedly get up, go to the kitchen,
As my butt hits the couch, I realize I didn't ask if she wanted anything. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
As my butt hits the couch, I realize I didn't ask if sh...
So, women, if you don't feel safe or protected or thought of, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:09
So, women, if you don't feel safe or protected or thoug...
Like, the darkest place. I go, "Why are you upset?" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:09
Like, the darkest place. I go, "Why are you upset?"...
I'm gonna be in a house fire-- hot flames and falling beams. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
I'm gonna be in a house fire-- hot flames and falling b...
Be, like, "Oh, man, this is just like that time I went to get chips!" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
Be, like, "Oh, man, this is just like that time I went ...
Yeah, so-- - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
Yeah, so--
It's testosterone. It's a creepy hormone. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
It's testosterone. It's a creepy hormone.
It's got nothing but bad ideas all day. Women have estrogen. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
It's got nothing but bad ideas all day. Women have estr...
The worst thing estrogen suggests is, "Let's get some wine and go on Etsy." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
The worst thing estrogen suggests is, "Let's get s...
Whereas testosterone, everything it wants is against the law. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
Whereas testosterone, everything it wants is against the law...
He's, like, "Let's fucking do it, ese!" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:11
He's, like, "Let's fucking do it, ese!"
Yeah, men never say this, and I'll say it right now: - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
Yeah, men never say this, and I'll say it right now:
That's scary, women. What's also scary: - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:10
That's scary, women. What's also scary:
Say something romantic, like 'her titty game bananas.'" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
Say something romantic, like 'her titty game bananas.&#...
Being an adult man is basically about controlling testosterone. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
Being an adult man is basically about controlling testostero...
Marriage, especially. The marriage vows are: - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:14
Marriage, especially. The marriage vows are: