To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
I absentmindedly get up, go to the kitchen
Please log in to add to collections.
Neal Brennan: 3 Mics

I absentmindedly get up,go to the kitchen, get some chips, come back, sit down

I absentmindedly get up,
go to the kitchen, get some chips, come back, sit down

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.127
I absentmindedly get up, go to the kitchen,
00:00:03.021 --> 00:00:05.996
get some chips, come back, sit down.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:20
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Get Lifted Film Co.,Caviar

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

Neal Brennan is taking multitasking to a whole new level in this stand up special, which features the comedian switching between three different microphones symbolizing three different styles of comedy.
As my butt hits the couch, I realize I didn't ask if she wanted anything. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
As my butt hits the couch, I realize I didn't ask if sh...
So, women, if you don't feel safe or protected or thought of, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:09
So, women, if you don't feel safe or protected or thoug...
Like, the darkest place. I go, "Why are you upset?" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:09
Like, the darkest place. I go, "Why are you upset?"...
I'm gonna be in a house fire-- hot flames and falling beams. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
I'm gonna be in a house fire-- hot flames and falling b...
Be, like, "Oh, man, this is just like that time I went to get chips!" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
Be, like, "Oh, man, this is just like that time I went ...
Yeah, so-- - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
Yeah, so--
It's testosterone. It's a creepy hormone. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
It's testosterone. It's a creepy hormone.
It's got nothing but bad ideas all day. Women have estrogen. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
It's got nothing but bad ideas all day. Women have estr...
The worst thing estrogen suggests is, "Let's get some wine and go on Etsy." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
The worst thing estrogen suggests is, "Let's get s...
Whereas testosterone, everything it wants is against the law. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
Whereas testosterone, everything it wants is against the law...
He's, like, "Let's fucking do it, ese!" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:11
He's, like, "Let's fucking do it, ese!"
Yeah, men never say this, and I'll say it right now: - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
Yeah, men never say this, and I'll say it right now:
That's scary, women. What's also scary: - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:10
That's scary, women. What's also scary:
Say something romantic, like 'her titty game bananas.'" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
Say something romantic, like 'her titty game bananas.&#...
Being an adult man is basically about controlling testosterone. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
Being an adult man is basically about controlling testostero...
Marriage, especially. The marriage vows are: - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:14
Marriage, especially. The marriage vows are:
I fuck babysitters. Straight up, I fuck babysitters." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
I fuck babysitters. Straight up, I fuck babysitters."
I gotta say, men assume there's gonna be a gold-digging system in place. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
I gotta say, men assume there's gonna be a gold-digging...
They were, like, "This is gonna change the world." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
They were, like, "This is gonna change the world."
You think girls want a rich guy. They'd way rather have a cute guy. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
You think girls want a rich guy. They'd way rather have...