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I am a ventriloquist, you are my puppet
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Neal Brennan: 3 Mics

I am a ventriloquist,you are my puppet, and we have another showin 20 minutes!" Good luck...

I am a ventriloquist,
you are my puppet, and we have another show
in 20 minutes!" Good luck not thinking of me
next time you do that one

Full Transcript

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I am a ventriloquist, you are my puppet,
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and we have another show in 20 minutes!"
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Good luck not thinking of me next time you do that one.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:05
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Get Lifted Film Co.,Caviar

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Movie Summary

Neal Brennan is taking multitasking to a whole new level in this stand up special, which features the comedian switching between three different microphones symbolizing three different styles of comedy.
What's the side one, where you're facing the same way? - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
What's the side one, where you're facing the same ...
[grunting] - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
[grunting]
"Why are we fucking like we're underneath the bed?" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
"Why are we fucking like we're underneath the bed?...
And then, finally, there's-- there's doggy style. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
And then, finally, there's-- there's doggy style.
Here's something you might not know about doggy style: - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:09
Here's something you might not know about doggy style:
We have to take your legs, pull them apart and lower you like a tripod. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
We have to take your legs, pull them apart and lower you lik...
It's the only time in adult life where you actually use geometry. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
It's the only time in adult life where you actually use...
I almost couldn't get a one-man show license, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
I almost couldn't get a one-man show license,
But he grew up in a really tough background. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
But he grew up in a really tough background.
He was one of 13 kids born in the heart of the Depression - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
He was one of 13 kids born in the heart of the Depression
Apparently, his parents put my dad up for adoption at some point. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
Apparently, his parents put my dad up for adoption at some p...
They just openly-- A couple just came and took him for a test-drive, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
They just openly-- A couple just came and took him for a tes...
Needless to say, he wasn't approaching emotional things with a full cup. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
Needless to say, he wasn't approaching emotional things...
Like, I started work when I was 11, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:10
Like, I started work when I was 11,
And we basically just got into a pattern - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:10
And we basically just got into a pattern
He never understood, I wanted a relationship with him, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:11
He never understood, I wanted a relationship with him,
Like, when Half Baked came out, it wasn't well reviewed-- - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
Like, when Half Baked came out, it wasn't well reviewed...
But my dad was such a narcissist that he was mad at me somehow, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
But my dad was such a narcissist that he was mad at me someh...
You know, famously, Harry Truman, the president, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:16
You know, famously, Harry Truman, the president,
Yeah, like, that's the way you're supposed to do it, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
Yeah, like, that's the way you're supposed to do i...