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Neal Brennan: 3 Mics

I believe that there is a Godand He hears our prayers and most of the time is, like,"Nah,...

I believe that there is a God
and He hears our prayers and most of the time is, like,
"Nah, fuck that."

Full Transcript

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I believe that there is a God and He hears our prayers
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and most of the time is, like, "Nah, fuck that."
Duration
7 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:30
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Get Lifted Film Co.,Caviar

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Movie Summary

Neal Brennan is taking multitasking to a whole new level in this stand up special, which features the comedian switching between three different microphones symbolizing three different styles of comedy.
When I orgasm, I yell out, "Worldstar." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
When I orgasm, I yell out, "Worldstar."
So, people in your twenties, enjoy your twenties. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
So, people in your twenties, enjoy your twenties.
But dating in your twenties is the best part - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:20
But dating in your twenties is the best part
I don't care that she burnt my stuff and punched my dog in the face. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
I don't care that she burnt my stuff and punched my dog...
Yeah, in your twenties, you don't know anything, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:09
Yeah, in your twenties, you don't know anything,
Yeah. They're all settling. Because girls have huge egos. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
Yeah. They're all settling. Because girls have huge ego...
Women will be, like, "If I meet Ryan Gosling and I wear my blue dress..." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
Women will be, like, "If I meet Ryan Gosling and I wear...
You have this guy in mind you think you deserve, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
You have this guy in mind you think you deserve,
Women will be, like, "I want a guy who's tall, broad shoulders, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:15
Women will be, like, "I want a guy who's tall, bro...
Yeah, my girl is Asian. Look, guys, I walk the walk. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
Yeah, my girl is Asian. Look, guys, I walk the walk.
My girl's Asian. I've dated Asian girls before. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
My girl's Asian. I've dated Asian girls before.
She doesn't like that. She's, like, "You're just with me because I'm Asian?" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:20
She doesn't like that. She's, like, "You'...
You have to like her for some little character reason. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
You have to like her for some little character reason.
Even though I've never heard a woman describe another woman by her character. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
Even though I've never heard a woman describe another w...
Twenty-eight, from Arizona, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
Twenty-eight, from Arizona,
You really can't miss her." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
You really can't miss her."
Strikes against women are little. You have big egos or whatever. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
Strikes against women are little. You have big egos or whate...
The strikes against men are, like, "Creep. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
The strikes against men are, like, "Creep.
Just lecherous creep." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
Just lecherous creep."
Did you see the video of the woman who walked around New York, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
Did you see the video of the woman who walked around New Yor...