I'm not a big gun guy. I was just in Colorado, a big gun state. I go there with my...
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Neal Brennan: I'm not a big gun guy. I was just in Colorado, a big gun state. I go there with my girlfriend, meet her father. Her dad's into guns, carries a concealed weapon at all times, which makes sense, because he is in real estate. At a certain point, he pulls me aside and he's showing me his guns, and he finally goes, "Do you got a gun at your place in L.A." so you can protect my daughter?" I was, like, "Do I have a gun in my place? Dude, I don't even have an umbrella." I can't protect your daughter from a light drizzle... "let alone an armed intruder. Your daughter's in real danger."
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I was just in Colorado a big gun state
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I go there with my girlfriend meet her father
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Her dad's into guns carries a concealed weapon at all times
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which makes sense because he is in real estate
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At a certain point he pulls me aside and he's showing me his guns
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and he finally goes Do you got a gun at your place in L A
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so you can protect my daughter
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I was like Do I have a gun in my place Dude I don't even have an umbrella
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I can't protect your daughter from a light drizzle
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let alone an armed intruder Your daughter's in real danger
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Movie Summary
Neal Brennan is taking multitasking to a whole new level in this stand up special, which features the comedian switching between three different microphones symbolizing three different styles of comedy.
