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If they called them small business loans
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Neal Brennan: 3 Mics

If they called themsmall business loans, no 18-year-old kidwould ever get the loan

If they called them
small business loans, no 18-year-old kid
would ever get the loan

Full Transcript

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If they called them small business loans,
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no 18-year-old kid would ever get the loan.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:17
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Get Lifted Film Co.,Caviar

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Movie Summary

Neal Brennan is taking multitasking to a whole new level in this stand up special, which features the comedian switching between three different microphones symbolizing three different styles of comedy.
If you had to go to the bank, to the small business desk, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:14
If you had to go to the bank, to the small business desk,
I'm gonna get a degree in Sociology." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:17
I'm gonna get a degree in Sociology."
I was gonna give you $80 a month for the next 240 years." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
I was gonna give you $80 a month for the next 240 years.&quo...
If you're under 25, you've grown up in a world of constant scandal. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
If you're under 25, you've grown up in a world of ...
Because of the Internet and technology, everything's out on the street now. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
Because of the Internet and technology, everything's ou...
The one that got me the most, though, was Lance Armstrong. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
The one that got me the most, though, was Lance Armstrong.
There's one on Netflix called Stop at Nothing. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:09
There's one on Netflix called Stop at Nothing.
He won the Tour de France seven times on drugs every time, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:10
He won the Tour de France seven times on drugs every time,
Say what you want, but he figured out a way to do drugs for charity. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
Say what you want, but he figured out a way to do drugs for ...
If someone came to me: "Neal, you can cure pediatric AIDS, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
If someone came to me: "Neal, you can cure pediatric AI...
I was talking to my buddy. He was, like, "We were hard on Armstrong - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:12
I was talking to my buddy. He was, like, "We were hard ...
In fact, up until a couple years ago, if you were good at football, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
In fact, up until a couple years ago, if you were good at fo...
Michael Vick, Ray Lewis. Ray Lewis tackled so many people, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:15
Michael Vick, Ray Lewis. Ray Lewis tackled so many people,
Everybody would be, "We all talk about stabbing old ladies; - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:10
Everybody would be, "We all talk about stabbing old lad...
"He's a leader, do you understand me?" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
"He's a leader, do you understand me?"
Everybody would be, like, "He's still got range from the outside." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
Everybody would be, like, "He's still got range fr...
There's a new NFL scandal from a player three times a week. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
There's a new NFL scandal from a player three times a w...
Most famously was the Ray Rice one, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
Most famously was the Ray Rice one,
First of all, their job, in and of itself, is attempted murder. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
First of all, their job, in and of itself, is attempted murd...
The football roster is two guys that can catch, two that can throw, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
The football roster is two guys that can catch, two that can...