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If I had a concealed weapon, that's all I would think about all day
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Neal Brennan: 3 Mics

If I had a concealed weapon,that's all I would think about all day

If I had a concealed weapon,
that's all I would think about all day

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If I had a concealed weapon, that's all I would think about all day.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:23
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Get Lifted Film Co.,Caviar

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Movie Summary

Neal Brennan is taking multitasking to a whole new level in this stand up special, which features the comedian switching between three different microphones symbolizing three different styles of comedy.
I'd go to Whole Foods, someone would cut me off, I'd be, like... - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
I'd go to Whole Foods, someone would cut me off, I'...
I'm pretty sure I'm about to smoke this motherfucker. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
I'm pretty sure I'm about to smoke this motherfuck...
Because otherwise, how will he learn... - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
Because otherwise, how will he learn...
Guess we gotta have guns to protect ourselves from terror. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
Guess we gotta have guns to protect ourselves from terror.
The woman came to the States and was able to wait eight months before the attack. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
The woman came to the States and was able to wait eight mont...
If ISIS sent me over here, I'd fall in love with American culture - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
If ISIS sent me over here, I'd fall in love with Americ...
They'd call me: "You're gonna kill the infidel next week." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
They'd call me: "You're gonna kill the infide...
I'll gain weight, maybe bigger explosion. I'll let you know." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:10
I'll gain weight, maybe bigger explosion. I'll let...
ISIS has gone after a rock club in Paris and a gay club in Orlando, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:11
ISIS has gone after a rock club in Paris and a gay club in O...
ISIS can try, but you're gonna turn the news on - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:13
ISIS can try, but you're gonna turn the news on
Who said, 'Not tonight, honey. Tonight my birthday.'" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
Who said, 'Not tonight, honey. Tonight my birthday....
So, I'm depressed, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
So, I'm depressed,
Like, "I'm so depressed. Kobe retired." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:09
Like, "I'm so depressed. Kobe retired."
And I've had it for as long as I can remember. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
And I've had it for as long as I can remember.
I don't know if you know about me, but I'm the youngest of ten kids. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
I don't know if you know about me, but I'm the you...
I don't know if you know much about math, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:09
I don't know if you know much about math,
He didn't hit me that much, but he used to terrorize my brothers. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
He didn't hit me that much, but he used to terrorize my...
If you criticized their parenting, they'd go, "We did the best we could." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
If you criticized their parenting, they'd go, "We ...
So, Dad, you'd get drunk, hit your kids, and think, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:10
So, Dad, you'd get drunk, hit your kids, and think,
So, the entire mood of the house was dictated by him, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
So, the entire mood of the house was dictated by him,