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I'll gain weight, maybe bigger explosion. "LOL!

I'll gain weight, maybe bigger explosion.
I'll let you know." They'd text me:
"Go to the park. Kill everyone." I'd text back: "LOL!

Full Transcript

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I'll gain weight, maybe bigger explosion. I'll let you know."
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They'd text me: "Go to the park. Kill everyone."
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I'd text back: "LOL!
Duration
10 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:37
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Get Lifted Film Co.,Caviar

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Movie Summary

Neal Brennan is taking multitasking to a whole new level in this stand up special, which features the comedian switching between three different microphones symbolizing three different styles of comedy.
ISIS has gone after a rock club in Paris and a gay club in Orlando, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:11
ISIS has gone after a rock club in Paris and a gay club in O...
ISIS can try, but you're gonna turn the news on - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:13
ISIS can try, but you're gonna turn the news on
Who said, 'Not tonight, honey. Tonight my birthday.'" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
Who said, 'Not tonight, honey. Tonight my birthday....
So, I'm depressed, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
So, I'm depressed,
Like, "I'm so depressed. Kobe retired." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:09
Like, "I'm so depressed. Kobe retired."
And I've had it for as long as I can remember. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
And I've had it for as long as I can remember.
I don't know if you know about me, but I'm the youngest of ten kids. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
I don't know if you know about me, but I'm the you...
I don't know if you know much about math, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:09
I don't know if you know much about math,
He didn't hit me that much, but he used to terrorize my brothers. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
He didn't hit me that much, but he used to terrorize my...
If you criticized their parenting, they'd go, "We did the best we could." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
If you criticized their parenting, they'd go, "We ...
So, Dad, you'd get drunk, hit your kids, and think, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:10
So, Dad, you'd get drunk, hit your kids, and think,
So, the entire mood of the house was dictated by him, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
So, the entire mood of the house was dictated by him,
I think me and my brothers and sisters realized early on - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:11
I think me and my brothers and sisters realized early on
But you do that long enough, and your feelings start to atrophy - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
But you do that long enough, and your feelings start to atro...
Two things I knew I could feel were ego and adrenaline, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:13
Two things I knew I could feel were ego and adrenaline,
Like, I got into NYU film school, which was a miracle at that time. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
Like, I got into NYU film school, which was a miracle at tha...
I ended up dropping out after six months, but that was a huge rush of adrenaline. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
I ended up dropping out after six months, but that was a hug...
Then I ended up at a comedy club-- not as a comedian, as a door guy, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:09
Then I ended up at a comedy club-- not as a comedian, as a d...
But I also started giving actual working comedians - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
But I also started giving actual working comedians
"Hey, try saying this or try saying that." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:10
"Hey, try saying this or try saying that."