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I've never once been sleeping with a girland been, like, "You can only open your legs120...

I've never once been sleeping with a girl
and been, like, "You can only open your legs
120 degrees?

Full Transcript

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I've never once been sleeping with a girl and been, like,
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"You can only open your legs 120 degrees?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:17
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Get Lifted Film Co.,Caviar

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Movie Summary

Neal Brennan is taking multitasking to a whole new level in this stand up special, which features the comedian switching between three different microphones symbolizing three different styles of comedy.
Guys say endlessly dumb shit about sex. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
Guys say endlessly dumb shit about sex.
Buddy of mine recently is, like, "There's over 180 sexual positions." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:10
Buddy of mine recently is, like, "There's over 180...
I know there's more than five, but it's like a Thai food restaurant. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
I know there's more than five, but it's like a Tha...
There's a ton of shit on the menu, but you just get Pad Thai every time. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
There's a ton of shit on the menu, but you just get Pad...
Plus, the other positions are, like, "put your foot in the toilet." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
Plus, the other positions are, like, "put your foot in ...
It is solid, it is reliable, it gets you where you need to go. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
It is solid, it is reliable, it gets you where you need to g...
Missionary is basically-- - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:09
Missionary is basically--
There's reverse cowgirl, good for hitting her G-spot, breaking your penis. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
There's reverse cowgirl, good for hitting her G-spot, b...
A position I like, but it also creeps me out, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:10
A position I like, but it also creeps me out,
I am a ventriloquist, you are my puppet, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:11
I am a ventriloquist, you are my puppet,
What's the side one, where you're facing the same way? - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
What's the side one, where you're facing the same ...
[grunting] - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
[grunting]
"Why are we fucking like we're underneath the bed?" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
"Why are we fucking like we're underneath the bed?...
And then, finally, there's-- there's doggy style. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
And then, finally, there's-- there's doggy style.
Here's something you might not know about doggy style: - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:09
Here's something you might not know about doggy style:
We have to take your legs, pull them apart and lower you like a tripod. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
We have to take your legs, pull them apart and lower you lik...
It's the only time in adult life where you actually use geometry. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
It's the only time in adult life where you actually use...
I almost couldn't get a one-man show license, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
I almost couldn't get a one-man show license,
But he grew up in a really tough background. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
But he grew up in a really tough background.
He was one of 13 kids born in the heart of the Depression - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
He was one of 13 kids born in the heart of the Depression