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Neal Brennan: 3 Mics

Khaki-colored peoplewith Asian-yet-round eyes, nappy yet flowing hair

Khaki-colored people
with Asian-yet-round eyes, nappy yet flowing hair

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Khaki-colored people with Asian-yet-round eyes,
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nappy yet flowing hair.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:49
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Get Lifted Film Co.,Caviar

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Movie Summary

Neal Brennan is taking multitasking to a whole new level in this stand up special, which features the comedian switching between three different microphones symbolizing three different styles of comedy.
I want every man in America - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
I want every man in America
And I want every woman to look like Bruno Mars, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
And I want every woman to look like Bruno Mars,
So, up until five years ago, I'd never been in love before, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:12
So, up until five years ago, I'd never been in love bef...
And then she broke up with me. Yeah. And that was really painful. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
And then she broke up with me. Yeah. And that was really pai...
That shit was as bad as advertised. That shit hurt. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
That shit was as bad as advertised. That shit hurt.
And I was, like, "It's official: I'm a lover." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:09
And I was, like, "It's official: I'm a lover....
Yeah. That one destroyed me. I was beside myself blubbering. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
Yeah. That one destroyed me. I was beside myself blubbering.
She basically said, "You need to go to more 12-step meetings - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:14
She basically said, "You need to go to more 12-step mee...
And the reason why is because she's famous. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
And the reason why is because she's famous.
Like, in the 12-step program, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:11
Like, in the 12-step program,
I mean, I know a lot of famous people from work, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:18
I mean, I know a lot of famous people from work,
Like, really childish, embarrassing shit. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
Like, really childish, embarrassing shit.
Number one would be the thing we already discussed, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
Number one would be the thing we already discussed,
Yeah, and if I met a famous person - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:09
Yeah, and if I met a famous person
There's a movie called Devil's Advocate-- - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:12
There's a movie called Devil's Advocate--
This is where Al Pacino finally just said, "I can't play people. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
This is where Al Pacino finally just said, "I can'...
I can play archetypes or weather systems, but I can't play people." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:13
I can play archetypes or weather systems, but I can't p...
I need to warm my hands off of other people's talent, you know? - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
I need to warm my hands off of other people's talent, y...
And people go, "That's so lame of you. I act totally normal around celebrities." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
And people go, "That's so lame of you. I act total...
Being near a celebrity is like driving next to a cop. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
Being near a celebrity is like driving next to a cop.