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Neal Brennan: 3 Mics

Let alone an armed intruder.Your daughter's in real danger." Concealed weapon is one...

let alone an armed intruder.
Your daughter's in real danger." Concealed weapon is one thing
I don't feel I could pull off

Full Transcript

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let alone an armed intruder. Your daughter's in real danger."
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Concealed weapon is one thing I don't feel I could pull off.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:15
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Get Lifted Film Co.,Caviar

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Movie Summary

Neal Brennan is taking multitasking to a whole new level in this stand up special, which features the comedian switching between three different microphones symbolizing three different styles of comedy.
If I had a concealed weapon, that's all I would think about all day. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
If I had a concealed weapon, that's all I would think a...
I'd go to Whole Foods, someone would cut me off, I'd be, like... - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
I'd go to Whole Foods, someone would cut me off, I'...
I'm pretty sure I'm about to smoke this motherfucker. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
I'm pretty sure I'm about to smoke this motherfuck...
Because otherwise, how will he learn... - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
Because otherwise, how will he learn...
Guess we gotta have guns to protect ourselves from terror. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
Guess we gotta have guns to protect ourselves from terror.
The woman came to the States and was able to wait eight months before the attack. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
The woman came to the States and was able to wait eight mont...
If ISIS sent me over here, I'd fall in love with American culture - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
If ISIS sent me over here, I'd fall in love with Americ...
They'd call me: "You're gonna kill the infidel next week." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
They'd call me: "You're gonna kill the infide...
I'll gain weight, maybe bigger explosion. I'll let you know." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:10
I'll gain weight, maybe bigger explosion. I'll let...
ISIS has gone after a rock club in Paris and a gay club in Orlando, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:11
ISIS has gone after a rock club in Paris and a gay club in O...
ISIS can try, but you're gonna turn the news on - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:13
ISIS can try, but you're gonna turn the news on
Who said, 'Not tonight, honey. Tonight my birthday.'" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
Who said, 'Not tonight, honey. Tonight my birthday....
So, I'm depressed, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
So, I'm depressed,
Like, "I'm so depressed. Kobe retired." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:09
Like, "I'm so depressed. Kobe retired."
And I've had it for as long as I can remember. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
And I've had it for as long as I can remember.
I don't know if you know about me, but I'm the youngest of ten kids. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
I don't know if you know about me, but I'm the you...
I don't know if you know much about math, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:09
I don't know if you know much about math,
He didn't hit me that much, but he used to terrorize my brothers. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
He didn't hit me that much, but he used to terrorize my...
If you criticized their parenting, they'd go, "We did the best we could." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
If you criticized their parenting, they'd go, "We ...
So, Dad, you'd get drunk, hit your kids, and think, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:10
So, Dad, you'd get drunk, hit your kids, and think,