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Like, the darkest place.I go, "Why are you upset?" She goes, "You didn't get me chips....

Like, the darkest place.
I go, "Why are you upset?" She goes, "You didn't get me chips. What
are you gonna do when there's a fire?" A fire?

Full Transcript

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Like, the darkest place. I go, "Why are you upset?"
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She goes, "You didn't get me chips. What are you gonna do when there's a fire?"
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A fire?
Duration
9 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:38
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Get Lifted Film Co.,Caviar

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Movie Summary

Neal Brennan is taking multitasking to a whole new level in this stand up special, which features the comedian switching between three different microphones symbolizing three different styles of comedy.
I'm gonna be in a house fire-- hot flames and falling beams. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
I'm gonna be in a house fire-- hot flames and falling b...
Be, like, "Oh, man, this is just like that time I went to get chips!" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
Be, like, "Oh, man, this is just like that time I went ...
Yeah, so-- - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
Yeah, so--
It's testosterone. It's a creepy hormone. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
It's testosterone. It's a creepy hormone.
It's got nothing but bad ideas all day. Women have estrogen. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
It's got nothing but bad ideas all day. Women have estr...
The worst thing estrogen suggests is, "Let's get some wine and go on Etsy." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
The worst thing estrogen suggests is, "Let's get s...
Whereas testosterone, everything it wants is against the law. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
Whereas testosterone, everything it wants is against the law...
He's, like, "Let's fucking do it, ese!" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:11
He's, like, "Let's fucking do it, ese!"
Yeah, men never say this, and I'll say it right now: - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
Yeah, men never say this, and I'll say it right now:
That's scary, women. What's also scary: - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:10
That's scary, women. What's also scary:
Say something romantic, like 'her titty game bananas.'" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
Say something romantic, like 'her titty game bananas.&#...
Being an adult man is basically about controlling testosterone. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
Being an adult man is basically about controlling testostero...
Marriage, especially. The marriage vows are: - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:14
Marriage, especially. The marriage vows are:
I fuck babysitters. Straight up, I fuck babysitters." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
I fuck babysitters. Straight up, I fuck babysitters."
I gotta say, men assume there's gonna be a gold-digging system in place. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
I gotta say, men assume there's gonna be a gold-digging...
They were, like, "This is gonna change the world." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
They were, like, "This is gonna change the world."
You think girls want a rich guy. They'd way rather have a cute guy. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
You think girls want a rich guy. They'd way rather have...
In their heads, they can make a cute guy rich, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
In their heads, they can make a cute guy rich,
That guy's got $65 billion in the bank, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:18
That guy's got $65 billion in the bank,
Women, your bodies are great, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
Women, your bodies are great,