Marriage, especially. "Do you promise to love,honor and cherish?" It should be, "Do you...
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Marriage, especially.
The marriage vows are: "Do you promise to love,
honor and cherish?" It should be, "Do you promise
to not let your testosterone try to fuck the babysitter?" We're, like, "I do." Meanwhile, testosterone's like,
"You can't promise that, bro
The marriage vows are: "Do you promise to love,
honor and cherish?" It should be, "Do you promise
to not let your testosterone try to fuck the babysitter?" We're, like, "I do." Meanwhile, testosterone's like,
"You can't promise that, bro
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Marriage, especially.
The marriage vows are:
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"Do you promise to love,
honor and cherish?"
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It should be, "Do you promise
to not let your testosterone
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try to fuck the babysitter?"
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We're, like, "I do."
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Meanwhile, testosterone's like,
"You can't promise that, bro.
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Movie Summary
Neal Brennan is taking multitasking to a whole new level in this stand up special, which features the comedian switching between three different microphones symbolizing three different styles of comedy.
