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Neal Brennan: 3 Mics

Missionary is basically-- Missionary is basicallythe Honda Civic of fucking

Missionary is basically-- Missionary is basically
the Honda Civic of fucking

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Missionary is basically--
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Missionary is basically the Honda Civic of fucking.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:15
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Get Lifted Film Co.,Caviar

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Movie Summary

Neal Brennan is taking multitasking to a whole new level in this stand up special, which features the comedian switching between three different microphones symbolizing three different styles of comedy.
There's reverse cowgirl, good for hitting her G-spot, breaking your penis. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
There's reverse cowgirl, good for hitting her G-spot, b...
A position I like, but it also creeps me out, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:10
A position I like, but it also creeps me out,
I am a ventriloquist, you are my puppet, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:11
I am a ventriloquist, you are my puppet,
What's the side one, where you're facing the same way? - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
What's the side one, where you're facing the same ...
[grunting] - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
[grunting]
"Why are we fucking like we're underneath the bed?" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
"Why are we fucking like we're underneath the bed?...
And then, finally, there's-- there's doggy style. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
And then, finally, there's-- there's doggy style.
Here's something you might not know about doggy style: - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:09
Here's something you might not know about doggy style:
We have to take your legs, pull them apart and lower you like a tripod. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
We have to take your legs, pull them apart and lower you lik...
It's the only time in adult life where you actually use geometry. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
It's the only time in adult life where you actually use...
I almost couldn't get a one-man show license, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
I almost couldn't get a one-man show license,
But he grew up in a really tough background. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
But he grew up in a really tough background.
He was one of 13 kids born in the heart of the Depression - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
He was one of 13 kids born in the heart of the Depression
Apparently, his parents put my dad up for adoption at some point. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
Apparently, his parents put my dad up for adoption at some p...
They just openly-- A couple just came and took him for a test-drive, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
They just openly-- A couple just came and took him for a tes...
Needless to say, he wasn't approaching emotional things with a full cup. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
Needless to say, he wasn't approaching emotional things...
Like, I started work when I was 11, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:10
Like, I started work when I was 11,
And we basically just got into a pattern - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:10
And we basically just got into a pattern
He never understood, I wanted a relationship with him, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:11
He never understood, I wanted a relationship with him,
Like, when Half Baked came out, it wasn't well reviewed-- - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
Like, when Half Baked came out, it wasn't well reviewed...