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That guy's got $65 billion in the bank
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Neal Brennan: 3 Mics

That guy's got $65 billion in the bank, but girls look at his face and go,"Not enough." If...

That guy's got $65 billion in the bank, but girls look at his face and go,
"Not enough." If you gave girls the option
between Mark Zuckerberg at full strength and, say, Channing Tatum, with, like, a traumatic brain injury

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That guy's got $65 billion in the bank,
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but girls look at his face and go, "Not enough."
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If you gave girls the option between Mark Zuckerberg at full strength
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and, say, Channing Tatum,
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with, like, a traumatic brain injury...
Duration
18 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:52
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Get Lifted Film Co.,Caviar

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Movie Summary

Neal Brennan is taking multitasking to a whole new level in this stand up special, which features the comedian switching between three different microphones symbolizing three different styles of comedy.
Women, your bodies are great, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
Women, your bodies are great,
Big boobs, small waist, wide hips, big butts, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
Big boobs, small waist, wide hips, big butts,
If you told an architect to build a woman, he'd be, like, "It's not safe!" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
If you told an architect to build a woman, he'd be, lik...
Meanwhile, testosterone would be, like, "Build that shit, bro. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
Meanwhile, testosterone would be, like, "Build that shi...
"Yeah. Nice and flexible then, huh?" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
"Yeah. Nice and flexible then, huh?"
I've never once been sleeping with a girl and been, like, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
I've never once been sleeping with a girl and been, lik...
Guys say endlessly dumb shit about sex. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
Guys say endlessly dumb shit about sex.
Buddy of mine recently is, like, "There's over 180 sexual positions." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:10
Buddy of mine recently is, like, "There's over 180...
I know there's more than five, but it's like a Thai food restaurant. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
I know there's more than five, but it's like a Tha...
There's a ton of shit on the menu, but you just get Pad Thai every time. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
There's a ton of shit on the menu, but you just get Pad...
Plus, the other positions are, like, "put your foot in the toilet." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
Plus, the other positions are, like, "put your foot in ...
It is solid, it is reliable, it gets you where you need to go. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
It is solid, it is reliable, it gets you where you need to g...
Missionary is basically-- - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:09
Missionary is basically--
There's reverse cowgirl, good for hitting her G-spot, breaking your penis. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
There's reverse cowgirl, good for hitting her G-spot, b...
A position I like, but it also creeps me out, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:10
A position I like, but it also creeps me out,
I am a ventriloquist, you are my puppet, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:11
I am a ventriloquist, you are my puppet,
What's the side one, where you're facing the same way? - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
What's the side one, where you're facing the same ...
[grunting] - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
[grunting]
"Why are we fucking like we're underneath the bed?" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
"Why are we fucking like we're underneath the bed?...
And then, finally, there's-- there's doggy style. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
And then, finally, there's-- there's doggy style.