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That's scary, women. Being a guy standing in a grocery store,having a woman walk past you,...

That's scary, women.
What's also scary: Being a guy standing in a grocery store,
having a woman walk past you, and then your brain goes, "Follow her!"

Full Transcript

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That's scary, women. What's also scary:
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Being a guy standing in a grocery store, having a woman walk past you,
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and then your brain goes, "Follow her!"
Duration
10 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:05
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Get Lifted Film Co.,Caviar

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Movie Summary

Neal Brennan is taking multitasking to a whole new level in this stand up special, which features the comedian switching between three different microphones symbolizing three different styles of comedy.
Say something romantic, like 'her titty game bananas.'" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
Say something romantic, like 'her titty game bananas.&#...
Being an adult man is basically about controlling testosterone. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
Being an adult man is basically about controlling testostero...
Marriage, especially. The marriage vows are: - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:14
Marriage, especially. The marriage vows are:
I fuck babysitters. Straight up, I fuck babysitters." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
I fuck babysitters. Straight up, I fuck babysitters."
I gotta say, men assume there's gonna be a gold-digging system in place. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
I gotta say, men assume there's gonna be a gold-digging...
They were, like, "This is gonna change the world." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
They were, like, "This is gonna change the world."
You think girls want a rich guy. They'd way rather have a cute guy. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
You think girls want a rich guy. They'd way rather have...
In their heads, they can make a cute guy rich, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
In their heads, they can make a cute guy rich,
That guy's got $65 billion in the bank, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:18
That guy's got $65 billion in the bank,
Women, your bodies are great, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
Women, your bodies are great,
Big boobs, small waist, wide hips, big butts, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
Big boobs, small waist, wide hips, big butts,
If you told an architect to build a woman, he'd be, like, "It's not safe!" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
If you told an architect to build a woman, he'd be, lik...
Meanwhile, testosterone would be, like, "Build that shit, bro. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
Meanwhile, testosterone would be, like, "Build that shi...
"Yeah. Nice and flexible then, huh?" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
"Yeah. Nice and flexible then, huh?"
I've never once been sleeping with a girl and been, like, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
I've never once been sleeping with a girl and been, lik...
Guys say endlessly dumb shit about sex. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
Guys say endlessly dumb shit about sex.
Buddy of mine recently is, like, "There's over 180 sexual positions." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:10
Buddy of mine recently is, like, "There's over 180...
I know there's more than five, but it's like a Thai food restaurant. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
I know there's more than five, but it's like a Tha...
There's a ton of shit on the menu, but you just get Pad Thai every time. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
There's a ton of shit on the menu, but you just get Pad...
Plus, the other positions are, like, "put your foot in the toilet." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
Plus, the other positions are, like, "put your foot in ...