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The older I get, you know who I respect more and more? Muslims
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The older I get, you know who I respectmore and more? Muslims

The older I get, you know who I respect
more and more? Muslims

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The older I get, you know who I respect more and more? Muslims.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
15
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:04
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Get Lifted Film Co.,Caviar

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Movie Summary

Neal Brennan is taking multitasking to a whole new level in this stand up special, which features the comedian switching between three different microphones symbolizing three different styles of comedy.
They're, like, "God came to us a couple of thousand years ago, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:10
They're, like, "God came to us a couple of thousan...
Those are the rules. Until we hear back, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:10
Those are the rules. Until we hear back,
He is. And he's trying to be, like, a cool stepdad about shit. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
He is. And he's trying to be, like, a cool stepdad abou...
Last year they asked the Pope, "Can pets get into heaven?" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
Last year they asked the Pope, "Can pets get into heave...
Fuck it, everybody gets a plus-one. I just decided." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:14
Fuck it, everybody gets a plus-one. I just decided."
For the last thousand years, you've had two jobs: One, judging gay people, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:09
For the last thousand years, you've had two jobs: One, ...
White people are always, like, "What's it like?" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
White people are always, like, "What's it like?&qu...
Here's the shitty part about hanging with black dudes: - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
Here's the shitty part about hanging with black dudes:
They'll be, like, "My fucking dad vanished on my sixth birthday." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:10
They'll be, like, "My fucking dad vanished on my s...
Let's play a game called "Sounds Racist, Isn't Racist." Ready? - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
Let's play a game called "Sounds Racist, Isn'...
No, here it is. "There have been a lot of good slave movies lately." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:09
No, here it is. "There have been a lot of good slave mo...
Here's what I've learned hanging out with black dudes: - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:09
Here's what I've learned hanging out with black du...
Hi, could I get 14 for Django, please? Thank you." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:11
Hi, could I get 14 for Django, please? Thank you."
A lot of white people go, "Black people talk about slavery too much as it is." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:11
A lot of white people go, "Black people talk about slav...
"Finally, my Uncle Fabrizio was, like, 'Fuck this shit!' - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
"Finally, my Uncle Fabrizio was, like, 'Fuck this ...
And he walked from North Carolina straight to Jersey." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
And he walked from North Carolina straight to Jersey."
Constantly. If I were black and waiting tables, I'd be, like, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
Constantly. If I were black and waiting tables, I'd be,...
If a cop said, "Know why I pulled you over?" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
If a cop said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
Everything is their responsibility. It's all your responsibility. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
Everything is their responsibility. It's all your respo...
We're, like, "Solve the murder." They're, like, "Me?" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
We're, like, "Solve the murder." They're...