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Those are the rules. Until we hear back
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Neal Brennan: 3 Mics

Those are the rules.Until we hear back, we're sticking with those rules." Whereas...

Those are the rules.
Until we hear back, we're sticking with those rules." Whereas Catholicism will change whenever.
The new Pope is barely even Catholic

Full Transcript

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Those are the rules. Until we hear back,
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we're sticking with those rules."
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Whereas Catholicism will change whenever. The new Pope is barely even Catholic.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:22
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Get Lifted Film Co.,Caviar

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Movie Summary

Neal Brennan is taking multitasking to a whole new level in this stand up special, which features the comedian switching between three different microphones symbolizing three different styles of comedy.
He is. And he's trying to be, like, a cool stepdad about shit. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
He is. And he's trying to be, like, a cool stepdad abou...
Last year they asked the Pope, "Can pets get into heaven?" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
Last year they asked the Pope, "Can pets get into heave...
Fuck it, everybody gets a plus-one. I just decided." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:14
Fuck it, everybody gets a plus-one. I just decided."
For the last thousand years, you've had two jobs: One, judging gay people, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:09
For the last thousand years, you've had two jobs: One, ...
White people are always, like, "What's it like?" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
White people are always, like, "What's it like?&qu...
Here's the shitty part about hanging with black dudes: - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
Here's the shitty part about hanging with black dudes:
They'll be, like, "My fucking dad vanished on my sixth birthday." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:10
They'll be, like, "My fucking dad vanished on my s...
Let's play a game called "Sounds Racist, Isn't Racist." Ready? - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
Let's play a game called "Sounds Racist, Isn'...
No, here it is. "There have been a lot of good slave movies lately." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:09
No, here it is. "There have been a lot of good slave mo...
Here's what I've learned hanging out with black dudes: - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:09
Here's what I've learned hanging out with black du...
Hi, could I get 14 for Django, please? Thank you." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:11
Hi, could I get 14 for Django, please? Thank you."
A lot of white people go, "Black people talk about slavery too much as it is." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:11
A lot of white people go, "Black people talk about slav...
"Finally, my Uncle Fabrizio was, like, 'Fuck this shit!' - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
"Finally, my Uncle Fabrizio was, like, 'Fuck this ...
And he walked from North Carolina straight to Jersey." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
And he walked from North Carolina straight to Jersey."
Constantly. If I were black and waiting tables, I'd be, like, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
Constantly. If I were black and waiting tables, I'd be,...
If a cop said, "Know why I pulled you over?" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
If a cop said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
Everything is their responsibility. It's all your responsibility. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
Everything is their responsibility. It's all your respo...
We're, like, "Solve the murder." They're, like, "Me?" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
We're, like, "Solve the murder." They're...
The worst part is that, at any point during the day, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
The worst part is that, at any point during the day,
"God damn it, I thought we were just talking about baseball." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:12
"God damn it, I thought we were just talking about base...