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Neal Brennan: 3 Mics

"What's this one for?" She's, like, "This one is to commemoratemy love for my husband...

"What's this one for?" She's, like, "This one is to commemorate
my love for my husband Steve." "How about this one?" "This one commemorates the time
I tried to escape from Steve

Full Transcript

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"What's this one for?"
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She's, like, "This one is to commemorate my love for my husband Steve."
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"How about this one?"
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"This one commemorates the time I tried to escape from Steve.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:38
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Get Lifted Film Co.,Caviar

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Movie Summary

Neal Brennan is taking multitasking to a whole new level in this stand up special, which features the comedian switching between three different microphones symbolizing three different styles of comedy.
But he caught me. Now we're making the best of a bad situation." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
But he caught me. Now we're making the best of a bad si...
White people have a hard time communicating - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
White people have a hard time communicating
Like, the NBA has been trying to get more Latino fans. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
Like, the NBA has been trying to get more Latino fans.
They were doing this thing-- - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:09
They were doing this thing--
So, the Lakers become Los Lakers. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
So, the Lakers become Los Lakers.
And the Heat become El Heat. First of all, shouldn't it be El Calor? - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
And the Heat become El Heat. First of all, shouldn't it...
In his head, he's, like, "Hector, want to go see the Heat play the Lakers?" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:13
In his head, he's, like, "Hector, want to go see t...
From here on out, we're gonna have nothing but mixed babies. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
From here on out, we're gonna have nothing but mixed ba...
Listen to me. Listen to me. Mixed people will end racism - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:10
Listen to me. Listen to me. Mixed people will end racism
We're too separate. Black, white, Asian, Latin, Middle Eastern. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
We're too separate. Black, white, Asian, Latin, Middle ...
We gotta spend more time together, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
We gotta spend more time together,
It starts tonight, and I'm calling dibs on Asians. Look... - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
It starts tonight, and I'm calling dibs on Asians. Look...
Khaki-colored people with Asian-yet-round eyes, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
Khaki-colored people with Asian-yet-round eyes,
I want every man in America - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
I want every man in America
And I want every woman to look like Bruno Mars, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
And I want every woman to look like Bruno Mars,
So, up until five years ago, I'd never been in love before, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:12
So, up until five years ago, I'd never been in love bef...
And then she broke up with me. Yeah. And that was really painful. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
And then she broke up with me. Yeah. And that was really pai...
That shit was as bad as advertised. That shit hurt. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
That shit was as bad as advertised. That shit hurt.
And I was, like, "It's official: I'm a lover." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:09
And I was, like, "It's official: I'm a lover....
Yeah. That one destroyed me. I was beside myself blubbering. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
Yeah. That one destroyed me. I was beside myself blubbering.