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When a nine-year-old is ready to say something
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Neal Brennan: 3 Mics

When a nine-year-oldis ready to say something, you're, like, "I have no ideawhich way this...

When a nine-year-old
is ready to say something, you're, like, "I have no idea
which way this is going

Full Transcript

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When a nine-year-old is ready to say something,
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you're, like, "I have no idea which way this is going.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:54
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Get Lifted Film Co.,Caviar

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Movie Summary

Neal Brennan is taking multitasking to a whole new level in this stand up special, which features the comedian switching between three different microphones symbolizing three different styles of comedy.
I don't know if this is gonna be great or crazy." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:13
I don't know if this is gonna be great or crazy."
But you're trying to turn yourself into a pickle." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
But you're trying to turn yourself into a pickle."
I was like, "Yeah." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
I was like, "Yeah."
Women love the movie Pretty Woman, but they do not love it - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
Women love the movie Pretty Woman, but they do not love it
Getting a neck tattoo is people's way of saying, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
Getting a neck tattoo is people's way of saying,
One hundred percent of people who eat - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
One hundred percent of people who eat
If I were black, I would stand in front of tanning salons all day - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
If I were black, I would stand in front of tanning salons al...
[cheering] - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
[cheering]
After 12th grade, you're, like, "I don't have to do that shit anymore." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
After 12th grade, you're, like, "I don't have...
The older I get, you know who I respect more and more? Muslims. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
The older I get, you know who I respect more and more? Musli...
They're, like, "God came to us a couple of thousand years ago, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:10
They're, like, "God came to us a couple of thousan...
Those are the rules. Until we hear back, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:10
Those are the rules. Until we hear back,
He is. And he's trying to be, like, a cool stepdad about shit. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
He is. And he's trying to be, like, a cool stepdad abou...
Last year they asked the Pope, "Can pets get into heaven?" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
Last year they asked the Pope, "Can pets get into heave...
Fuck it, everybody gets a plus-one. I just decided." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:14
Fuck it, everybody gets a plus-one. I just decided."
For the last thousand years, you've had two jobs: One, judging gay people, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:09
For the last thousand years, you've had two jobs: One, ...
White people are always, like, "What's it like?" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
White people are always, like, "What's it like?&qu...
Here's the shitty part about hanging with black dudes: - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
Here's the shitty part about hanging with black dudes:
They'll be, like, "My fucking dad vanished on my sixth birthday." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:10
They'll be, like, "My fucking dad vanished on my s...
Let's play a game called "Sounds Racist, Isn't Racist." Ready? - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
Let's play a game called "Sounds Racist, Isn'...