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Neal Brennan: 3 Mics

Whenever I read,"Ray Rice punches girlfriend on elevator," all I see is, "Football...

Whenever I read,
"Ray Rice punches girlfriend on elevator," all I see is, "Football player
does football at the wrong time."

Full Transcript

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Whenever I read, "Ray Rice punches girlfriend on elevator,"
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all I see is, "Football player does football at the wrong time."
Duration
10 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:49
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Get Lifted Film Co.,Caviar

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Movie Summary

Neal Brennan is taking multitasking to a whole new level in this stand up special, which features the comedian switching between three different microphones symbolizing three different styles of comedy.
It's their whole life. They get trained from the time they're little kids. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
It's their whole life. They get trained from the time t...
Be with your girlfriend. Do football." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
Be with your girlfriend. Do football."
I was supposed to do elevator, and I did football. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
I was supposed to do elevator, and I did football.
Went back for the flip-flop because he cares. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
Went back for the flip-flop because he cares.
I was just in Colorado a big gun state - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:36
I was just in Colorado a big gun state
Her dad's into guns, carries a concealed weapon at all times, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
Her dad's into guns, carries a concealed weapon at all ...
Let alone an armed intruder. Your daughter's in real danger." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:10
Let alone an armed intruder. Your daughter's in real da...
If I had a concealed weapon, that's all I would think about all day. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
If I had a concealed weapon, that's all I would think a...
I'd go to Whole Foods, someone would cut me off, I'd be, like... - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
I'd go to Whole Foods, someone would cut me off, I'...
I'm pretty sure I'm about to smoke this motherfucker. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
I'm pretty sure I'm about to smoke this motherfuck...
Because otherwise, how will he learn... - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
Because otherwise, how will he learn...
Guess we gotta have guns to protect ourselves from terror. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
Guess we gotta have guns to protect ourselves from terror.
The woman came to the States and was able to wait eight months before the attack. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
The woman came to the States and was able to wait eight mont...
If ISIS sent me over here, I'd fall in love with American culture - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
If ISIS sent me over here, I'd fall in love with Americ...
They'd call me: "You're gonna kill the infidel next week." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
They'd call me: "You're gonna kill the infide...
I'll gain weight, maybe bigger explosion. I'll let you know." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:10
I'll gain weight, maybe bigger explosion. I'll let...
ISIS has gone after a rock club in Paris and a gay club in Orlando, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:11
ISIS has gone after a rock club in Paris and a gay club in O...
ISIS can try, but you're gonna turn the news on - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:13
ISIS can try, but you're gonna turn the news on
Who said, 'Not tonight, honey. Tonight my birthday.'" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
Who said, 'Not tonight, honey. Tonight my birthday....
So, I'm depressed, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
So, I'm depressed,