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Neal Brennan: 3 Mics

Yeah, men never say this, Having testosterone is legitimately scary

Yeah, men never say this,
and I'll say it right now: Having testosterone is legitimately scary

Full Transcript

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Yeah, men never say this, and I'll say it right now:
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Having testosterone is legitimately scary.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:55
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Get Lifted Film Co.,Caviar

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Movie Summary

Neal Brennan is taking multitasking to a whole new level in this stand up special, which features the comedian switching between three different microphones symbolizing three different styles of comedy.
That's scary, women. What's also scary: - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:10
That's scary, women. What's also scary:
Say something romantic, like 'her titty game bananas.'" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
Say something romantic, like 'her titty game bananas.&#...
Being an adult man is basically about controlling testosterone. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
Being an adult man is basically about controlling testostero...
Marriage, especially. The marriage vows are: - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:14
Marriage, especially. The marriage vows are:
I fuck babysitters. Straight up, I fuck babysitters." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
I fuck babysitters. Straight up, I fuck babysitters."
I gotta say, men assume there's gonna be a gold-digging system in place. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
I gotta say, men assume there's gonna be a gold-digging...
They were, like, "This is gonna change the world." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
They were, like, "This is gonna change the world."
You think girls want a rich guy. They'd way rather have a cute guy. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
You think girls want a rich guy. They'd way rather have...
In their heads, they can make a cute guy rich, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
In their heads, they can make a cute guy rich,
That guy's got $65 billion in the bank, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:18
That guy's got $65 billion in the bank,
Women, your bodies are great, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
Women, your bodies are great,
Big boobs, small waist, wide hips, big butts, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
Big boobs, small waist, wide hips, big butts,
If you told an architect to build a woman, he'd be, like, "It's not safe!" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
If you told an architect to build a woman, he'd be, lik...
Meanwhile, testosterone would be, like, "Build that shit, bro. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
Meanwhile, testosterone would be, like, "Build that shi...
"Yeah. Nice and flexible then, huh?" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
"Yeah. Nice and flexible then, huh?"
I've never once been sleeping with a girl and been, like, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
I've never once been sleeping with a girl and been, lik...
Guys say endlessly dumb shit about sex. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
Guys say endlessly dumb shit about sex.
Buddy of mine recently is, like, "There's over 180 sexual positions." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:10
Buddy of mine recently is, like, "There's over 180...
I know there's more than five, but it's like a Thai food restaurant. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
I know there's more than five, but it's like a Tha...
There's a ton of shit on the menu, but you just get Pad Thai every time. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
There's a ton of shit on the menu, but you just get Pad...