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Neal Brennan: 3 Mics

You have this guy in mindyou think you deserve, but you get lonely and have to settle

You have this guy in mind
you think you deserve, but you get lonely and have to settle

Full Transcript

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You have this guy in mind you think you deserve,
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but you get lonely and have to settle.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:10
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Get Lifted Film Co.,Caviar

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Movie Summary

Neal Brennan is taking multitasking to a whole new level in this stand up special, which features the comedian switching between three different microphones symbolizing three different styles of comedy.
Women will be, like, "I want a guy who's tall, broad shoulders, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:15
Women will be, like, "I want a guy who's tall, bro...
Yeah, my girl is Asian. Look, guys, I walk the walk. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
Yeah, my girl is Asian. Look, guys, I walk the walk.
My girl's Asian. I've dated Asian girls before. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
My girl's Asian. I've dated Asian girls before.
She doesn't like that. She's, like, "You're just with me because I'm Asian?" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:20
She doesn't like that. She's, like, "You'...
You have to like her for some little character reason. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
You have to like her for some little character reason.
Even though I've never heard a woman describe another woman by her character. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
Even though I've never heard a woman describe another w...
Twenty-eight, from Arizona, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
Twenty-eight, from Arizona,
You really can't miss her." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
You really can't miss her."
Strikes against women are little. You have big egos or whatever. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
Strikes against women are little. You have big egos or whate...
The strikes against men are, like, "Creep. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
The strikes against men are, like, "Creep.
Just lecherous creep." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
Just lecherous creep."
Did you see the video of the woman who walked around New York, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
Did you see the video of the woman who walked around New Yor...
They're, like, "That's the bullshit we deal with on a daily basis." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
They're, like, "That's the bullshit we deal w...
"Wait a minute. When I see a hot girl now, I'm not supposed to say anything?" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:18
"Wait a minute. When I see a hot girl now, I'm not...
Like Bill Gates and George Clooney are standing on the corner: - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
Like Bill Gates and George Clooney are standing on the corne...
Yeah, that same guy was, like, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:10
Yeah, that same guy was, like,
Never about her personality. I've never seen a guy on the street: - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
Never about her personality. I've never seen a guy on t...
You an active listener, Ma? You an active listener? - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
You an active listener, Ma? You an active listener?
You'll be, "Damn, baby, you fine as hell." She'll, be, like, "Me?" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:12
You'll be, "Damn, baby, you fine as hell." Sh...
And women, you can be paranoid, overly suspicious. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
And women, you can be paranoid, overly suspicious.