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Neal Brennan: 3 Mics

You read into things that are not there,draw conclusions that make no sense

You read into things that are not there,
draw conclusions that make no sense

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You read into things that are not there, draw conclusions that make no sense.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:52
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Get Lifted Film Co.,Caviar

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Movie Summary

Neal Brennan is taking multitasking to a whole new level in this stand up special, which features the comedian switching between three different microphones symbolizing three different styles of comedy.
One time, I took my girlfriend to dinner to a fancy restaurant. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
One time, I took my girlfriend to dinner to a fancy restaura...
Women, you think however we treat you in one scenario, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
Women, you think however we treat you in one scenario,
I absentmindedly get up, go to the kitchen, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
I absentmindedly get up, go to the kitchen,
As my butt hits the couch, I realize I didn't ask if she wanted anything. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
As my butt hits the couch, I realize I didn't ask if sh...
So, women, if you don't feel safe or protected or thought of, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:09
So, women, if you don't feel safe or protected or thoug...
Like, the darkest place. I go, "Why are you upset?" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:09
Like, the darkest place. I go, "Why are you upset?"...
I'm gonna be in a house fire-- hot flames and falling beams. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
I'm gonna be in a house fire-- hot flames and falling b...
Be, like, "Oh, man, this is just like that time I went to get chips!" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
Be, like, "Oh, man, this is just like that time I went ...
Yeah, so-- - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
Yeah, so--
It's testosterone. It's a creepy hormone. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
It's testosterone. It's a creepy hormone.
It's got nothing but bad ideas all day. Women have estrogen. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
It's got nothing but bad ideas all day. Women have estr...
The worst thing estrogen suggests is, "Let's get some wine and go on Etsy." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
The worst thing estrogen suggests is, "Let's get s...
Whereas testosterone, everything it wants is against the law. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
Whereas testosterone, everything it wants is against the law...
He's, like, "Let's fucking do it, ese!" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:11
He's, like, "Let's fucking do it, ese!"
Yeah, men never say this, and I'll say it right now: - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
Yeah, men never say this, and I'll say it right now:
That's scary, women. What's also scary: - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:10
That's scary, women. What's also scary:
Say something romantic, like 'her titty game bananas.'" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
Say something romantic, like 'her titty game bananas.&#...
Being an adult man is basically about controlling testosterone. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
Being an adult man is basically about controlling testostero...
Marriage, especially. The marriage vows are: - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:14
Marriage, especially. The marriage vows are:
I fuck babysitters. Straight up, I fuck babysitters." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
I fuck babysitters. Straight up, I fuck babysitters."