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Neal Brennan: 3 Mics

You're the first generation ever to have fewer sexual partnersthan their parents, you...

You're the first generation ever to have fewer sexual partners
than their parents, you fucking dorks

Full Transcript

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You're the first generation ever
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to have fewer sexual partners than their parents, you fucking dorks.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:39
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Get Lifted Film Co.,Caviar

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Movie Summary

Neal Brennan is taking multitasking to a whole new level in this stand up special, which features the comedian switching between three different microphones symbolizing three different styles of comedy.
And your parents grew up in the middle of AIDS - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
And your parents grew up in the middle of AIDS
You know what that means? You did drugs to get better at school. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
You know what that means? You did drugs to get better at sch...
You're not having sex because you're too busy online - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
You're not having sex because you're too busy onli...
They'd fuck somebody. They'd be, like, "Do you like me?" - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:11
They'd fuck somebody. They'd be, like, "Do yo...
If you're under 25, you're probably in school or just got out of school. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:05
If you're under 25, you're probably in school or j...
[cheers and applause] - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
[cheers and applause]
The fact that they charge one price at one college - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
The fact that they charge one price at one college
It's not like a community college history class, they're gonna be, like, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:09
It's not like a community college history class, they&#...
Because I realized early on that these student loans - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:12
Because I realized early on that these student loans
If they called them small business loans, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
If they called them small business loans,
If you had to go to the bank, to the small business desk, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:14
If you had to go to the bank, to the small business desk,
I'm gonna get a degree in Sociology." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:17
I'm gonna get a degree in Sociology."
I was gonna give you $80 a month for the next 240 years." - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
I was gonna give you $80 a month for the next 240 years.&quo...
If you're under 25, you've grown up in a world of constant scandal. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
If you're under 25, you've grown up in a world of ...
Because of the Internet and technology, everything's out on the street now. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
Because of the Internet and technology, everything's ou...
The one that got me the most, though, was Lance Armstrong. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:06
The one that got me the most, though, was Lance Armstrong.
There's one on Netflix called Stop at Nothing. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:09
There's one on Netflix called Stop at Nothing.
He won the Tour de France seven times on drugs every time, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:10
He won the Tour de France seven times on drugs every time,
Say what you want, but he figured out a way to do drugs for charity. - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:07
Say what you want, but he figured out a way to do drugs for ...
If someone came to me: "Neal, you can cure pediatric AIDS, - Neal Brennan: 3 Mics 00:08
If someone came to me: "Neal, you can cure pediatric AI...