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Guy comes in and they go,
"Before we sell you this weapon, can we just look
at your browser history real quick?" He goes, "Sir, you've been
listening to Lana Del Rey." "And staring at pictures of your ex.
We're not going to give you a gun today, but we are going to give you
a bag of mushrooms and a copy of Ace Ventura: Pet Detective."
"Before we sell you this weapon, can we just look
at your browser history real quick?" He goes, "Sir, you've been
listening to Lana Del Rey." "And staring at pictures of your ex.
We're not going to give you a gun today, but we are going to give you
a bag of mushrooms and a copy of Ace Ventura: Pet Detective."
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Guy comes in and they go,
"Before we sell you this weapon,
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can we just look
at your browser history real quick?"
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He goes, "Sir, you've been
listening to Lana Del Rey."
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"And staring at pictures of your ex.
We're not going to give you a gun today,
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but we are going to give you
a bag of mushrooms
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and a copy of Ace Ventura: Pet Detective."
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Movie Summary
Follows Neal Brennan as he talks about the emotional and cultural issues that make him feel like something's wrong with him in a humorous way, from drugs and alcohol, liberalism, to his small chances of finding real love.