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Neal Brennan: Blocks

He's like,"I'll let you off with a warning." I'm like, no, that's fucked up

He's like,
"I'll let you off with a warning." I'm like, no, that's fucked up

Full Transcript

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He's like, "I'll let you off with a warning."
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I'm like, no, that's fucked up.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:44
Uploaded
Apr 26, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows Neal Brennan as he talks about the emotional and cultural issues that make him feel like something's wrong with him in a humorous way, from drugs and alcohol, liberalism, to his small chances of finding real love.
'Cause I know my Black or brown friends would at least be getting a ticket. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:05
'Cause I know my Black or brown friends would at least ...
I gotta say something. I was like, "Don't be stupid. He's a cop." - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:09
I gotta say something. I was like, "Don't be stupi...
Race is another one of these issues that's a weird one for me, - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:08
Race is another one of these issues that's a weird one ...
Not anywhere near a person of color, but 50 times the average Cauckie. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:06
Not anywhere near a person of color, but 50 times the averag...
And I'm good at writing racial jokes, and I'm like, is it my place to tell them? - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:07
And I'm good at writing racial jokes, and I'm like...
Like, that "who needs rhythm when you own the record label" joke, - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:06
Like, that "who needs rhythm when you own the record la...
"So I said, 'Who needs rhythm when you own the record label?'" - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:12
"So I said, 'Who needs rhythm when you own the rec...
Like, I know what my intentions are, but, like, - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:09
Like, I know what my intentions are, but, like,
Meanwhile, Kevin Hart's in an arena, - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:07
Meanwhile, Kevin Hart's in an arena,
You might be thinking like, - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:11
You might be thinking like,
Never been married. Don't have kids. 48 years old. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:05
Never been married. Don't have kids. 48 years old.
But as a guy, - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:05
But as a guy,
I would get more trust from women if I'd been married and murdered my wife. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:06
I would get more trust from women if I'd been married a...
They'd be like, "He's capable of love. He gets too passionate." - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:12
They'd be like, "He's capable of love. He get...
Yeah, it's not... I've... I've been in long-term relationships. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:06
Yeah, it's not... I've... I've been in long-t...
These are big risks, these relationships, 'cause... 'cause... - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:07
These are big risks, these relationships, 'cause... �...
You're basically just doing a daily trust fall with somebody, right? - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:05
You're basically just doing a daily trust fall with som...
Every day you'd be like, "Okay. Your turn. Okay, here we go." - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:07
Every day you'd be like, "Okay. Your turn. Okay, h...
"Oh my God, this is so fun. Do me." - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:09
"Oh my God, this is so fun. Do me."
"Oh my God, I feel so connected to you. We're so lucky." - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:07
"Oh my God, I feel so connected to you. We're so l...