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Neal Brennan: Blocks

If there were no womenhere tonight, fellas, with just all dudesin a dark room staring at...

If there were no women
here tonight, fellas, with just all dudes
in a dark room staring at me

Full Transcript

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If there were no women here tonight, fellas,
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with just all dudes in a dark room staring at me...
Duration
8 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:38
Uploaded
Apr 26, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows Neal Brennan as he talks about the emotional and cultural issues that make him feel like something's wrong with him in a humorous way, from drugs and alcohol, liberalism, to his small chances of finding real love.
Just a bunch of guys in cut-off leather gloves - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:08
Just a bunch of guys in cut-off leather gloves
And women, - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:06
And women,
Women are beautifully constructive, and men are hilariously destructive. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:05
Women are beautifully constructive, and men are hilariously ...
If you ever go to an all-women's event, it's just a bunch of women - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:08
If you ever go to an all-women's event, it's just ...
But usually guys show up to kind of ground the energy, - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:08
But usually guys show up to kind of ground the energy,
"Then I punched him in the stomach." Pssh! Then he took out a machine gun." Trrrr! - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:05
"Then I punched him in the stomach." Pssh! Then he...
I've never heard a woman do a sound effect in my entire life. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:05
I've never heard a woman do a sound effect in my entire...
Noises... Like birds' chirps, meows, shit you could do. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:07
Noises... Like birds' chirps, meows, shit you could do.
"This is Mike, aka Boner Mike." - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:13
"This is Mike, aka Boner Mike."
I just don't have any like, real innate skill for being a boyfriend. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:07
I just don't have any like, real innate skill for being...
Like, I'm thankful that there's not an entrance exam - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:08
Like, I'm thankful that there's not an entrance ex...
The woman would come with the results. "All right." - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:30
The woman would come with the results. "All right."...
"You also did poorly in conflict resolution." - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:16
"You also did poorly in conflict resolution."
The other thing I'm not dying to get into with relationships - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:06
The other thing I'm not dying to get into with relation...
'Cause I feel like men had all the power for 400,000 years, give or take. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:07
'Cause I feel like men had all the power for 400,000 ye...
And about six years ago, women were like, "May we?" - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:10
And about six years ago, women were like, "May we?"...
At this period in history, as a liberal white man, - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:09
At this period in history, as a liberal white man,
When the George Floyd protests broke out, I was like, - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:09
When the George Floyd protests broke out, I was like,
I went to the Women's March. It was inspiring on the one hand, - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:08
I went to the Women's March. It was inspiring on the on...
So, inspiring, 400,000 women, - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:10
So, inspiring, 400,000 women,