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Neal Brennan: Blocks

My straight guy friends will be like,"Can't do it, bro." "Can't have water shooting up my...

My straight guy friends will be like,
"Can't do it, bro." "Can't have water shooting up my ass."
Are you worried about

Full Transcript

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My straight guy friends will be like, "Can't do it, bro."
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"Can't have water shooting up my ass." Are you worried about...
Duration
9 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:56
Uploaded
Apr 26, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows Neal Brennan as he talks about the emotional and cultural issues that make him feel like something's wrong with him in a humorous way, from drugs and alcohol, liberalism, to his small chances of finding real love.
Look, if the only thing keeping you from being gay is water hitting your ass... - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:06
Look, if the only thing keeping you from being gay is water ...
That's how rudimentary guys' understanding of our sexuality is. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:05
That's how rudimentary guys' understanding of our ...
We're like, "I just got to protect the flag." - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:13
We're like, "I just got to protect the flag."
"Everything I thought I was!" - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:09
"Everything I thought I was!"
Uh, appreciation for one another. Right? It happens in most relationships. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:06
Uh, appreciation for one another. Right? It happens in most ...
We stop appreciating each other. Women start thinking, - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:11
We stop appreciating each other. Women start thinking,
They're sophisticated and elegant, - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:08
They're sophisticated and elegant,
They can transform a room with their presence and energy. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:05
They can transform a room with their presence and energy.
If there were no women here tonight, fellas, - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:08
If there were no women here tonight, fellas,
Just a bunch of guys in cut-off leather gloves - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:08
Just a bunch of guys in cut-off leather gloves
And women, - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:06
And women,
Women are beautifully constructive, and men are hilariously destructive. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:05
Women are beautifully constructive, and men are hilariously ...
If you ever go to an all-women's event, it's just a bunch of women - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:08
If you ever go to an all-women's event, it's just ...
But usually guys show up to kind of ground the energy, - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:08
But usually guys show up to kind of ground the energy,
"Then I punched him in the stomach." Pssh! Then he took out a machine gun." Trrrr! - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:05
"Then I punched him in the stomach." Pssh! Then he...
I've never heard a woman do a sound effect in my entire life. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:05
I've never heard a woman do a sound effect in my entire...
Noises... Like birds' chirps, meows, shit you could do. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:07
Noises... Like birds' chirps, meows, shit you could do.
"This is Mike, aka Boner Mike." - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:13
"This is Mike, aka Boner Mike."
I just don't have any like, real innate skill for being a boyfriend. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:07
I just don't have any like, real innate skill for being...
Like, I'm thankful that there's not an entrance exam - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:08
Like, I'm thankful that there's not an entrance ex...