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Neal Brennan: Blocks

"Pete's girl." Then you steal her,take her to a party, you're like, "You know my girl...

"Pete's girl." Then you steal her,
take her to a party, you're like, "You know my girl Pete's girl, don't you?"

Full Transcript

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"Pete's girl."
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Then you steal her, take her to a party, you're like,
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"You know my girl Pete's girl, don't you?"
Duration
7 seconds
Views
58
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:10
Uploaded
Apr 26, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows Neal Brennan as he talks about the emotional and cultural issues that make him feel like something's wrong with him in a humorous way, from drugs and alcohol, liberalism, to his small chances of finding real love.
"You thirsty, baby? Get Pete's girl a drink, would you?" - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:09
"You thirsty, baby? Get Pete's girl a drink, would...
You know what's white privilege? Joking about race. That's white privilege. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:05
You know what's white privilege? Joking about race. Tha...
'Cause as a white person, it just bounces right off. Right? - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:06
'Cause as a white person, it just bounces right off. Ri...
They'll be like, "White people can't dance. No rhythm." - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:08
They'll be like, "White people can't dance. N...
A lot of Cauckies ask me, they go, "Neal..." - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:15
A lot of Cauckies ask me, they go, "Neal..."
He's back running my plates, and I'm sitting there going, - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:11
He's back running my plates, and I'm sitting there...
He's like, "I'll let you off with a warning." - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:06
He's like, "I'll let you off with a warning.&...
'Cause I know my Black or brown friends would at least be getting a ticket. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:05
'Cause I know my Black or brown friends would at least ...
I gotta say something. I was like, "Don't be stupid. He's a cop." - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:09
I gotta say something. I was like, "Don't be stupi...
Race is another one of these issues that's a weird one for me, - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:08
Race is another one of these issues that's a weird one ...
Not anywhere near a person of color, but 50 times the average Cauckie. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:06
Not anywhere near a person of color, but 50 times the averag...
And I'm good at writing racial jokes, and I'm like, is it my place to tell them? - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:07
And I'm good at writing racial jokes, and I'm like...
Like, that "who needs rhythm when you own the record label" joke, - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:06
Like, that "who needs rhythm when you own the record la...
"So I said, 'Who needs rhythm when you own the record label?'" - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:12
"So I said, 'Who needs rhythm when you own the rec...
Like, I know what my intentions are, but, like, - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:09
Like, I know what my intentions are, but, like,
Meanwhile, Kevin Hart's in an arena, - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:07
Meanwhile, Kevin Hart's in an arena,
You might be thinking like, - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:11
You might be thinking like,
Never been married. Don't have kids. 48 years old. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:05
Never been married. Don't have kids. 48 years old.
But as a guy, - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:05
But as a guy,
I would get more trust from women if I'd been married and murdered my wife. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:06
I would get more trust from women if I'd been married a...