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Neal Brennan: Blocks

So there's a one-in-eight chance that you will marry somebodyyou're dating

So there's a one-in-eight chance that you will marry somebody
you're dating

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So there's a one-in-eight chance
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that you will marry somebody you're dating.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:24
Uploaded
Apr 26, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows Neal Brennan as he talks about the emotional and cultural issues that make him feel like something's wrong with him in a humorous way, from drugs and alcohol, liberalism, to his small chances of finding real love.
So, in essence, - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:11
So, in essence,
And I know I need to pause the show right now - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:10
And I know I need to pause the show right now
We're all basically just fans at an NBA game taking a half-court shot. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:06
We're all basically just fans at an NBA game taking a h...
When those fans miss the shot, everyone goes, "Aww!" - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:13
When those fans miss the shot, everyone goes, "Aww!&quo...
I fucking hate fetuses. I fucking hate them. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:06
I fucking hate fetuses. I fucking hate them.
Yeah, so, I gotta... I've just never looked down and been like, - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:15
Yeah, so, I gotta... I've just never looked down and be...
Having a kid right now would be like being at a house party, - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:13
Having a kid right now would be like being at a house party,
The problem is I gotta tell women on first dates I won't have babies. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:05
The problem is I gotta tell women on first dates I won'...
Because women have weird timing with that shit. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:06
Because women have weird timing with that shit.
I was on a date with a girl and she's like, "I am 40." - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:13
I was on a date with a girl and she's like, "I am ...
Yeah, I got to tell women on first dates that I don't want to have kids. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:06
Yeah, I got to tell women on first dates that I don't w...
Telling a woman on a first date is like going to a job interview - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:09
Telling a woman on a first date is like going to a job inter...
Or, you know, could be both. Or maybe it's me. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:08
Or, you know, could be both. Or maybe it's me.
Maybe I'm too cranky, or wounded, or misogynistic. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:06
Maybe I'm too cranky, or wounded, or misogynistic.
Yeah, like, I had the thought recently that - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:10
Yeah, like, I had the thought recently that
And I'm not sure she could guarantee mine. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:05
And I'm not sure she could guarantee mine.
I wish that were not the case, but that's just how I feel. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:05
I wish that were not the case, but that's just how I fe...
And people go, "Well, don't you get lonely?" - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:06
And people go, "Well, don't you get lonely?"
But also, I've never been lonelier than in a relationship - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:07
But also, I've never been lonelier than in a relationsh...
I say it's all that stuff, but it's about the emotional connection - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:10
I say it's all that stuff, but it's about the emot...