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Neal Brennan: Blocks

"Thank you, babe." Happens to all guys, all over the world.Age, race, class. Doesn't...

"Thank you, babe." Happens to all guys, all over the world.
Age, race, class. Doesn't matter

Full Transcript

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"Thank you, babe."
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Happens to all guys, all over the world. Age, race, class. Doesn't matter.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:42
Uploaded
Apr 25, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows Neal Brennan as he talks about the emotional and cultural issues that make him feel like something's wrong with him in a humorous way, from drugs and alcohol, liberalism, to his small chances of finding real love.
She came home and was like, "I know we're in England, - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:09
She came home and was like, "I know we're in Engla...
So there's a one-in-eight chance - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:06
So there's a one-in-eight chance
So, in essence, - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:11
So, in essence,
And I know I need to pause the show right now - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:10
And I know I need to pause the show right now
We're all basically just fans at an NBA game taking a half-court shot. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:06
We're all basically just fans at an NBA game taking a h...
When those fans miss the shot, everyone goes, "Aww!" - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:13
When those fans miss the shot, everyone goes, "Aww!&quo...
I fucking hate fetuses. I fucking hate them. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:06
I fucking hate fetuses. I fucking hate them.
Yeah, so, I gotta... I've just never looked down and been like, - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:15
Yeah, so, I gotta... I've just never looked down and be...
Having a kid right now would be like being at a house party, - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:13
Having a kid right now would be like being at a house party,
The problem is I gotta tell women on first dates I won't have babies. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:05
The problem is I gotta tell women on first dates I won'...
Because women have weird timing with that shit. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:06
Because women have weird timing with that shit.
I was on a date with a girl and she's like, "I am 40." - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:13
I was on a date with a girl and she's like, "I am ...
Yeah, I got to tell women on first dates that I don't want to have kids. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:06
Yeah, I got to tell women on first dates that I don't w...
Telling a woman on a first date is like going to a job interview - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:09
Telling a woman on a first date is like going to a job inter...
Or, you know, could be both. Or maybe it's me. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:08
Or, you know, could be both. Or maybe it's me.
Maybe I'm too cranky, or wounded, or misogynistic. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:06
Maybe I'm too cranky, or wounded, or misogynistic.
Yeah, like, I had the thought recently that - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:10
Yeah, like, I had the thought recently that
And I'm not sure she could guarantee mine. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:05
And I'm not sure she could guarantee mine.
I wish that were not the case, but that's just how I feel. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:05
I wish that were not the case, but that's just how I fe...
And people go, "Well, don't you get lonely?" - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:06
And people go, "Well, don't you get lonely?"