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Neal Brennan: Blocks

They'll be like,"White people can't dance. No rhythm." I'll be like, "Who needs rhythmwhen...

They'll be like,
"White people can't dance. No rhythm." I'll be like, "Who needs rhythm
when you own the record label?"

Full Transcript

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They'll be like, "White people can't dance. No rhythm."
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I'll be like, "Who needs rhythm when you own the record label?"
Duration
8 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:41
Uploaded
Apr 26, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows Neal Brennan as he talks about the emotional and cultural issues that make him feel like something's wrong with him in a humorous way, from drugs and alcohol, liberalism, to his small chances of finding real love.
A lot of Cauckies ask me, they go, "Neal..." - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:15
A lot of Cauckies ask me, they go, "Neal..."
He's back running my plates, and I'm sitting there going, - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:11
He's back running my plates, and I'm sitting there...
He's like, "I'll let you off with a warning." - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:06
He's like, "I'll let you off with a warning.&...
'Cause I know my Black or brown friends would at least be getting a ticket. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:05
'Cause I know my Black or brown friends would at least ...
I gotta say something. I was like, "Don't be stupid. He's a cop." - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:09
I gotta say something. I was like, "Don't be stupi...
Race is another one of these issues that's a weird one for me, - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:08
Race is another one of these issues that's a weird one ...
Not anywhere near a person of color, but 50 times the average Cauckie. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:06
Not anywhere near a person of color, but 50 times the averag...
And I'm good at writing racial jokes, and I'm like, is it my place to tell them? - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:07
And I'm good at writing racial jokes, and I'm like...
Like, that "who needs rhythm when you own the record label" joke, - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:06
Like, that "who needs rhythm when you own the record la...
"So I said, 'Who needs rhythm when you own the record label?'" - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:12
"So I said, 'Who needs rhythm when you own the rec...
Like, I know what my intentions are, but, like, - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:09
Like, I know what my intentions are, but, like,
Meanwhile, Kevin Hart's in an arena, - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:07
Meanwhile, Kevin Hart's in an arena,
You might be thinking like, - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:11
You might be thinking like,
Never been married. Don't have kids. 48 years old. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:05
Never been married. Don't have kids. 48 years old.
But as a guy, - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:05
But as a guy,
I would get more trust from women if I'd been married and murdered my wife. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:06
I would get more trust from women if I'd been married a...
They'd be like, "He's capable of love. He gets too passionate." - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:12
They'd be like, "He's capable of love. He get...
Yeah, it's not... I've... I've been in long-term relationships. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:06
Yeah, it's not... I've... I've been in long-t...
These are big risks, these relationships, 'cause... 'cause... - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:07
These are big risks, these relationships, 'cause... �...
You're basically just doing a daily trust fall with somebody, right? - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:05
You're basically just doing a daily trust fall with som...