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Two-thirds are suicides. No one ever knows that
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Neal Brennan: Blocks

Two-thirds are suicides.No one ever knows that

Two-thirds are suicides.
No one ever knows that

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Two-thirds are suicides. No one ever knows that.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:12
Uploaded
Apr 26, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Movie Summary

Follows Neal Brennan as he talks about the emotional and cultural issues that make him feel like something's wrong with him in a humorous way, from drugs and alcohol, liberalism, to his small chances of finding real love.
So whenever there's a mass shooting on television, - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:11
So whenever there's a mass shooting on television,
Find out who's depressed, who isn't, - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:07
Find out who's depressed, who isn't,
Guy comes in and they go, "Before we sell you this weapon, - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:24
Guy comes in and they go, "Before we sell you this weap...
"You're gonna be back on your feet - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:13
"You're gonna be back on your feet
But, by the way, - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:07
But, by the way,
If you're worried you'll be murdered by a gun, - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:06
If you're worried you'll be murdered by a gun,
By the way, do you see how I think myself into isolated, asshole-y positions? - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:06
By the way, do you see how I think myself into isolated, ass...
Even I hear myself sometimes and I'm like, "Just shut the fuck up." - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:11
Even I hear myself sometimes and I'm like, "Just s...
And, by the way, I work against all my instincts with this. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:05
And, by the way, I work against all my instincts with this.
You know, I give to every liberal group you can think of. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:05
You know, I give to every liberal group you can think of.
I give to an anti-capitalist group. How fucking dumb is that? - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:06
I give to an anti-capitalist group. How fucking dumb is that...
"Can we get another 100 bucks for our anti-capitalism group?" - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:09
"Can we get another 100 bucks for our anti-capitalism g...
Maybe you're thinking like, "Neal, why don't you smoke some weed?" - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:09
Maybe you're thinking like, "Neal, why don't ...
That's up there 'cause I don't think recreational drugs work on me right. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:07
That's up there 'cause I don't think recreati...
I... I've done it seven or eight times. Never worked on me once. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:06
I... I've done it seven or eight times. Never worked on...
There's people whose brains don't respond to MDMA. Guess I have one of those brains. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:05
There's people whose brains don't respond to MDMA....
They're all rubbing each other's nipples, and I'm just like... - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:05
They're all rubbing each other's nipples, and I�...
Unless, is weed supposed to make you violently paranoid for five minutes, - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:07
Unless, is weed supposed to make you violently paranoid for ...
I feel bad too because we're living in the golden age of weed. - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:05
I feel bad too because we're living in the golden age o...
Weed is legal in so many places. It's legal out here. Uh... - Neal Brennan: Blocks 00:06
Weed is legal in so many places. It's legal out here. U...