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[Earl is on the phone with Chic, the locksmith, and Vic is listening on the other line] Earl Keese:
Hello, Chic? It's Earl. Chic:
Earl! Earl who? Earl Keese:
Hey, no jokes, will ya? I need the name of that locksmith you used that time. I broke a key off. I got two lunatics locked in my basement. Vic:
[makes unintelligible noises] Chic:
What? What did you say? Vic:
[disguising voice]
I said blow it out your ass, wimp. Chic:
Is somebody on this line? Vic:
Just you and me, asshole. Earl Keese:
[to Enid]
That bastard's on the phone! Chic:
Well you called me, didn't ya? Earl Keese:
Not you! Vic:
Me! Earl Keese:
Get off the line, Vic! Chic:
Who's Vic? Earl Keese:
He lives next door. Vic:
Nobody lives next door, Earl! Chic:
That's right! Earl Keese:
Christ. Vic:
Earl, have you been drinking? Chic:
What the hell is going on? Earl Keese:
Never mind, forget it! Vic:
And don't ever call here again! [click]
Hello, Chic? It's Earl. Chic:
Earl! Earl who? Earl Keese:
Hey, no jokes, will ya? I need the name of that locksmith you used that time. I broke a key off. I got two lunatics locked in my basement. Vic:
[makes unintelligible noises] Chic:
What? What did you say? Vic:
[disguising voice]
I said blow it out your ass, wimp. Chic:
Is somebody on this line? Vic:
Just you and me, asshole. Earl Keese:
[to Enid]
That bastard's on the phone! Chic:
Well you called me, didn't ya? Earl Keese:
Not you! Vic:
Me! Earl Keese:
Get off the line, Vic! Chic:
Who's Vic? Earl Keese:
He lives next door. Vic:
Nobody lives next door, Earl! Chic:
That's right! Earl Keese:
Christ. Vic:
Earl, have you been drinking? Chic:
What the hell is going on? Earl Keese:
Never mind, forget it! Vic:
And don't ever call here again! [click]
Full Transcript
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Hello Chic It's Earl
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Earl Earl who No jokes will you
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I need the name of that locksmith
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I broke a key and I got two lunatics locked in my basement
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What What did you say
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Blow it out your ass Is somebody on this line
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Just you and me asshole The bastard's on the phone
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You called me didn't you Not you
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Me Get off the line Vic
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Who's Vic He lives next door
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Nobody lives next door That's right
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Christ Earl you been drinking
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What the hell is going on Never mind forget it
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And don't ever call here again
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Movie Summary
A quiet man's peaceful suburban lifestyle is threatened by the new, obnoxious couple that moves in next door.
