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Never Give a Sucker an Even Break

You're as funny as a cry for help! You also pulled that old gag about breaking your fork...

Waitress:
[to the Great Man]
You're as funny as a cry for help! You also pulled that old gag about breaking your fork in the gravy!

Full Transcript

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You ready children
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Uh go away folks My dear Mrs Hemogloben
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A token of my love and esteem
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What a voracious appetite that little bird had I Oh
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Here you are I didn't
Duration
44 seconds
Views
269
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:12
Uploaded
Dec 04, 2022
Genres
comedy, musical
Production
Universal Pictures

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Movie Summary

A filmmaker attempts to sell a surreal script he has written, which comes to life as he pitches it.
My Uncle Bill - Never Give a Sucker an Even Break 00:08
My Uncle Bill
Oh dear everything seems to be going wrong - Never Give a Sucker an Even Break 00:05
Oh dear everything seems to be going wrong
Ahh, Leon! - Never Give a Sucker an Even Break 00:19
Ahh, Leon!
Suffering sciatica - Never Give a Sucker an Even Break 00:08
Suffering sciatica
What is it Uncle Bill I don't want you to get married - Never Give a Sucker an Even Break 00:19
What is it Uncle Bill I don't want you to get married
We're falling 2 000 feet - Never Give a Sucker an Even Break 00:14
We're falling 2 000 feet
That's all That's enough That's too much - Never Give a Sucker an Even Break 00:17
That's all That's enough That's too much
I'm going and when I get back you'd better not be here - Never Give a Sucker an Even Break 00:11
I'm going and when I get back you'd better not be...
Phew Gimme a drink I'm dying What'll it be - Never Give a Sucker an Even Break 00:16
Phew Gimme a drink I'm dying What'll it be
Phew I feel as though somebody stepped on my tongue - Never Give a Sucker an Even Break 00:16
Phew I feel as though somebody stepped on my tongue
It's killers like you that give the West a bad name - Never Give a Sucker an Even Break 00:06
It's killers like you that give the West a bad name
So long, Tom... I'd rather be in a saloon at that. - Never Give a Sucker an Even Break 00:06
So long, Tom... I'd rather be in a saloon at that.
Fine fine I mean now don't worry about your Uncle Bill - Never Give a Sucker an Even Break 00:08
Fine fine I mean now don't worry about your Uncle Bill
You wanna grow up and be dumb like Zasu Pitts - Never Give a Sucker an Even Break 00:05
You wanna grow up and be dumb like Zasu Pitts
Don't you wanna be smart No I wanna be like you - Never Give a Sucker an Even Break 00:10
Don't you wanna be smart No I wanna be like you
Well there's no sense in arguing with a woman - Never Give a Sucker an Even Break 00:04
Well there's no sense in arguing with a woman
You go with me Yippee - Never Give a Sucker an Even Break 00:16
You go with me Yippee
Who do you think you're backing into, you big lummox? - Never Give a Sucker an Even Break 00:18
Who do you think you're backing into, you big lummox?
Hello, officer. - Never Give a Sucker an Even Break 00:15
Hello, officer.
Sounds like a full course dinner to me What no apple pie - Never Give a Sucker an Even Break 00:08
Sounds like a full course dinner to me What no apple pie