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Where are you going

New York Minute

Well, I really hope you get it, then

New York Minute • 2004

Roxy Ryan:

How exactly have you been looking out for me? Jane Ryan:
Are you insane? That's all I ever do. Ok, the one day, the one time I wanted to be about me for a change I get inducted into The Roxy Ryan School of Juvenile Delinquency! Roxy Ryan:
I have been trying to help you from the minute we left the house. Roxy Ryan:
A lot of good that's done. Roxy Ryan:
Where are you going? I'm not finished. Jane Ryan:
Yeah, well I am. Why don't you just go run along and have fun? That's what you're good at! Roxy Ryan:
As opposed to you? Just walking away whenever we start to have a real conversation. Jane Ryan:
I don't have time for a real conversation. I am too busy taking care of things! Roxy Ryan:
So who asked you to? Jane Ryan:
You did. The minute you stopped taking responsibility for anything since Mom died. Roxy Ryan:
That doesn't mean you get to be her replacement. You know what I miss most about Mom? That she loved that we were different! And you punish me for it. From the day Mom died you've done nothing but push me out of your life. Jane Ryan:
I have not. Roxy Ryan:
Oh, come on Jane. The biggest day of your academic career and you didn't even bother to invite me. Jane Ryan:
Well, forgive me for wanting the day to be about me for a change. I make honor roll and Dad doesn't notice because you're in detention! I'm elected captain of the cheerleading squad and Dad can't come to one game. One game! Because he's busy going to your parent-counsellor meetings. You want to know why I want this fellowship abroad? It's because it's 3,000 miles away from you. Roxy Ryan:
Well, I really hope you get it, then

Full Transcript

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Where are we going? We have 26 minutes to get to the station...

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...and I can't be late.

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We just have to make a pit stop at my manager's.

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Wait, you have a manager?

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- Howdy, Rox. - Hello.

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- Come on in. - Thanks.

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Seventy-eight!

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- So how's the party? - It's going great.

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We're on a marathon mission.

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So I burned you 30. Check it out.

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Thanks.

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- Why am I on the cover? - Marketing, baby.

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- You're the hottest one in the band. - Hey, Roxy.

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- That's not saying much. - Here's your all-access pass.

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That will get you into the shoot. Now, remember...

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...we've got to hit up the A-and-R guys.

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- We gotta get this contract. - How will I know it's them?

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Middle-aged guys, fancy suits...

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...bad, old-fashioned dancing. - Right.

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- Got it? All right. - Yes. Bye.

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- Good luck. - Okay. Thank you.

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Yeah, 79!

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Who's there?

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- Pool guy. - Pool guy?

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You're not the pool guy.

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You get to go right to the head of the class.

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Nassau County Department of Truancy. Pool party's over, Flubber.

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Do you want to come over here? Put your hands behind your head.

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On your feet, gentlemen. Hands up where I can see them.

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- Up, up, up! - What's going on?

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You let me do the interrogating, son, we'll get along fine.

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My mom's gonna kill me.

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Got six future felons for you, Strauss. Each one facing five to 10...

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Days of detention, Lomax.

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- Days of detention. - Just book them.

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"Book them." Would you give it a rest, Lomax?

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You're a truancy officer, you're not Dirty Harry.

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You know, this kind of crud is what kept you out of the force for 25 years.

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I'm on the heels of the number-one truant in Nassau County...

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...and when I find her, and I will find her...

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...your boys will be doing back flips to make sure I'm wearing that badge.

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Hey, Einstein, over here.

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I feel bad lumping you in there with those other losers...

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...because you strike me as being a... I don't know, a smart kid.

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I see a big future here.

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I look at this face, I see a surgeon general.

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I see a Supreme Court judge.

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Do you have any idea what a 10-day suspension will look like on your record?

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You'll be lucky to be accepted to the Acme School of Welding.

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Now...

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...do yourself a favor.

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Where can I find Roxanne Ryan?

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You can give me all the detention you like.

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But if there's something I'm not, that's a rat.

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Fine. Suit yourself.

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- Car, car! Look out! - Hold on.

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What's the matter with you?!

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- Nice park. - Thanks.

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Excuse me, could you just not?

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Okay, speech at 3.

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Perfect. Okay...

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You can't sit here. I need quiet.

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Chill. You won't even know I'm here.

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I'm close to winning the fellowship. I've worked my whole life for this.

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What is this stupid thing, anyway?

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This stupid thing is a four-year scholarship to Oxford University.

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Oxford?

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- As in England? - No, Oxford, as in nowhere near you.

Duration

272 seconds

Views

2,975

Timestamp in Movie

00:08:29

Uploaded

Sep 11, 2021

Genres

comedy, crime, family

Production

Di Novi Pictures,Dualstar Productions,Warner Bros. Pictures

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Movie Summary

Jane and Roxy Ryan are teenage Long Island twins who find themselves on numerous misadventures when they trek into Manhattan on a school day.

Actors

Roxy Ryan

Mary-Kate Olsen

Jane Ryan